4 definitions by cockmoment
I can't force you to do anything but, I can at least give you some advice. Don't EVER, EVER say 'Ch*'. If you do, then you are accepting Ehsan as your leader. Even if you do fall under the effects of saying it, please, please, take my advice and don't say it in front of Ehsan. Stuff happens and you won't be able to go back in time because withdrawal effects can be very harsh. It will be the biggest regret of your life. That's all I want to say. I hope you consider what I said.
P.S. :
* = 'a'
P.S. :
* = 'a'
by cockmoment November 17, 2019
A frog hat, Bob Marley wig, and sunglasses was all he needed to transform into the most superior being on Earth. Now Lil' 'Phibian goes around the world singing his theme song and signing autographs for his loving followers. He is also the founder and current leader of the very successful Clash of Clans clan, 'Caswell = Frog'. You can find him on his discord server: FHry2E4
Whatever you do, just don't call him Lil' Poon.
Whatever you do, just don't call him Lil' Poon.
Person 1: WOAH! Who's that awesome guy with the frog hat?
Person 2: ...LIL PHIBIAN!!! WAIT UP!
Lil' 'Phibian: *Turns around and sings*
It's LIL PHIBIAN
It's LIL PHIBIAN
Yeah I'm Little, but I'm bigger than a PHIBIAN!
Person 2: ...LIL PHIBIAN!!! WAIT UP!
Lil' 'Phibian: *Turns around and sings*
It's LIL PHIBIAN
It's LIL PHIBIAN
Yeah I'm Little, but I'm bigger than a PHIBIAN!
by cockmoment December 7, 2019
I don't see much I can say here... a kaalan is a kaalan. A kaalan can mean ANYTHING. Your pet frog, a pragein, oof, smelly. It is a verb, noun, adverb, adjective, determiner, pronoun, conjunction and preposition. On a grammar quiz, write 'kaalan' on it and GOOD FOR YOU! You aced your test. Just remember: DON'T SAY IT INFRONT OF SOMEONE WITH 'KAALAN' AT THE END OF THEIR NAME.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about how I lost my kaalans?
Guy 2: Yeah! Is it true that you kaalan-ed the kaalan to kaalan out of the kalaan?
MicroWigga: ...
Guy 2: Yeah! Is it true that you kaalan-ed the kaalan to kaalan out of the kalaan?
MicroWigga: ...
by cockmoment November 16, 2019
Pragein is a guy who likes to eat frogs in his free time. He may act like he doesn't eat those chubby little amphibians around others, but he DOES. People also call him 'Porgagein'. He also likes sitting on chairs. Other ways to determine whether or not a person is a Porgagein is to check if they:
1. Eat applesauce (and feed some to their pet frog, before eating it).
2. Drink liquidized gerbil feces from their water bottles.
3. Sniff books from the library (mostly the ones with yellow pages).
4.Responds to ‘Porgagein’
Remember. If you find out that someone is a Porgagein, make sure to spread the news ASAP. Very important.
1. Eat applesauce (and feed some to their pet frog, before eating it).
2. Drink liquidized gerbil feces from their water bottles.
3. Sniff books from the library (mostly the ones with yellow pages).
4.Responds to ‘Porgagein’
Remember. If you find out that someone is a Porgagein, make sure to spread the news ASAP. Very important.
random guy: Hey fellow human! Do you like eating frogs?
guy: No…
random guy: Do you LOVE to sit on chairs?
guy: I mean, I guess…
random guy: Hello Porgagein!
guy: Huh?
random guy: YOU’RE A PRAGEIN! *throws a Pokeball*
guy: No…
random guy: Do you LOVE to sit on chairs?
guy: I mean, I guess…
random guy: Hello Porgagein!
guy: Huh?
random guy: YOU’RE A PRAGEIN! *throws a Pokeball*
by cockmoment October 29, 2019