Kaëlle 

Kaëlle may very well be the greatest friend you will ever have. Her kindness, warmth and love has a tendency of touching your heart and soul. Her unique beauty is of such magnitude that it becomes uncomprehending how someone like yourself could have ever been blessed enough to be placed in the same world as someone as astounding as Kaëlle. Your friendship with Kaëlle is not like any other and it will quite often become one of the most precious thing in your life. If by any chance you are blessed enough to meet or even become friends with a Kaëlle trust me when I say life will be more beautiful in every possible way.

Kaëlle make's my life so much more exciting!

Kaëlle by firecrotch28 December 25, 2012

kaelle 

Kaelle may very well be the greatest friend you will ever have. Her kindness, warmth and love has a tendency of touching your heart and soul. Her unique beauty is of such magnitude that it becomes uncomprehending to how someone like yourself could have ever been blessed enough to be placed in the same world as someone as astounding as Kaelle. Your friendship with Kaelle is not like any other and it will quite often become one of the most precious thing in your life. If by any chance you are blessed enough to meet or even become friends with a Kaelle trust me when I say life will be more beautiful in every way possible.

Kaelle make's my life so much more exciting

kaelle by firecrotch28 December 25, 2012

Kelleen 

Attractive woman of Irish descent

That woman is upper class, and wanted - she is a Kelleen.

Kelleen by HOTGreek August 9, 2021

KELLEY BONER 

A hardo who attends the Kelley School of Business. They are really good at school, which they LOVE to flex, but are weird with the girls. These people probably work at an accounting company, such as KPMG, and show their pride whenever they possibly can: like wearing the company’s backpack. An average “Joe” would be considered a Kelley Boner.

Hey man want to go out tonight?

No sorry bro, I need to talk up KPMG and study for the CPA.

Wow, your such a Kelley Boner.

KELLEY BONER by JaredsSubway October 26, 2019

Keller High School 

A school filled with TikTok stars and boys with 3 inch penises. Most girls shop at Southlake Town square or urban to be “quirky”. Everyone looks the same. The black population is 1%. Many vape meet ups in the bathroom stalls. Most girls also have STD’s. Also throw really weird parties with shitty music. Total weed eaters will pay 20 a g for sure. In general keller is weird as fuck wouldn’t associate at all.

“ You fucked Mackenzie?”
“Yeah it was a huge mistake I now have a STD, fuck theese keller high school bitches”

Keller High School by IEATMEATFORDINNERBITCH June 13, 2019

Kellered 

Engaging in or witnessing sexual interactions involving ocular enthusiast and foremost god of gay porn, Colby Keller.

Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderate asphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.

Tommy has had a spring in his step since he got Kellered last Tuesday.

Kellered by I saw penis March 7, 2014

Kaeslermeters 

Always longer in distance then a kilometer. Greater than one kilometer but less than two.

That half marathon was actually 27km, must of been measured in Kaeslermeters

Kaeslermeters by USWA April 7, 2019