Kert

Caring, thoughtful, helpful and self sacrificing. Kert gives to others with mild grumbling and teasing about how he doesn't want to but will allways be there for you. Kert is also most often intelligent and resourceful, creating something from nothing to resolve an issue.

Dude, he totally pulled a Kert on my gutter and solved my probelm! I've never seen such an ingenious set up... It was like MacGyver came by.

by luvnsnownsun February 3, 2010

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Kert is a specific type of daddy, mostly a daddy that's better than all others

Kert is such a Kert like 😩

by BGkfndjeudh May 17, 2022

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The ship name devoted to Katherine and Albert. Together. Kert. In other words, cutest couple that won the Oscars. Both with unique personalities. AH. love is in the air.

Omg they're so cute toggether. KERT FOR LIFE

by udstuff00 October 14, 2019

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the ship of two people named bert and katherine. The best ship in da worlddd

kert is great

by asdfasdfdsaf October 14, 2019

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Captain Kert

Captain Kert was an old mascot for Captain Crunch, before he got absolutely wasted and raided a Best Buy store thinking it was Black Friday. He stole a mannequin and decided to become a juggalo and broke into IKEA, and took a shet on the cash register. And now he makes money as a sex-ed clown.

Did you hear about the old sea shanties of Captain Kert

by Keppo (◍•ᴗ•◍) June 4, 2021

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