unknown's definitions

zank

a name given to describe unusally large testicles.

His balls were named zank because if each of DooDoo's legs could touch the top of each twin tower then even ants by the ground could catch a good swing.

by unknown June 17, 2006

Turky Salad

A tit wank. A term used when a woman masturbates a man with her breasts.

"Dat bitch frum da club wit' dem big titties gave me a turkey salad last nite yo! A put ma dick between 'em an' bust a nut all over dem titties."

by unknown April 2, 2004

H.L.A

Hot Lesbian Action

"Did you see that H.L.A in Penthouse"

by unknown May 27, 2003

cereal hell

when cereal is exposed to continual lando, and is sat upon by smelly butts of adolescent young men in a musty tent. (See 'lando')

This place is totaled! Major cereal hell!

by unknown June 14, 2003

keegster

a bible thumbing person laking in any real knowledge

keegster smells

by unknown July 9, 2003

tronik

can go straight to hell

accusses groups of fake releases

by unknown July 31, 2003

Laurhenz Attraction

This is when a male is attracted to a female because she has a "motherly" quality to her. The Oedipus Complex is shown through this attraction

I was sick last week and Samantha came over and brought me some chicken soup. I have a Laurhenz Attraction to her.

by unknown February 5, 2004