unknown's definitions

fagtuck

the act of being like "WA WA"

The way you were sitting in that chair at the meeting reminded me of fagtuck.

by Unknown January 23, 2004

flabbergasting

butt cheeks flapping when gas is passed

joan flabbergasted so much that the people at the party could see her cheeks clapping together through her spandex

by unknown July 26, 2004

kiro

One who exudes cunning wit as well as an excellent taste for both style and red meat.

"Kiro clowned that raw T-Bone with a panache known to a select few ninjas."

by Unknown February 15, 2005

Clodhopper

Addictive shit.

I quit weed after I met Clodhoppers.

by unknown June 11, 2006

hungry dragon

When doing her doggie-style pretend you dump but actually spit on her backside then turn her around and shoot in her face.

My ex-girlfriend was shocked when I tried a "hungry dragon" on her.

by unknown September 19, 2003

KBert

The Most Elite Human On The Planet.

Usage Examples:

My "KBert" is more Elite than your "KBert".
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I'm really cool but I'm not a "KBert" yet.
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<person 1> How do you turn your "KBert" off? I turn mine off by using a swift kick to the “nutz”.

<person 2> That’s not cool.
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KBert, KBert, KBe, K... WHO? WHAT?
WTF has a website that only contains their email address? Oh, now I get it, that must be the new cool thing to do!
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I love KBert sooo much that I am following his supreme dietary examples and consuming snapple of the ras-bury variety and only Snapple of the ras-bury variety.

by unknown April 16, 2005

foster mother

a dorky brother and his girlfriend who you suspect bean cows and are very touchy about cookies.

this was formed from a "friend" who had a stupid fgirlfriend who loves cows and beans.

would you stop you stupid clit-ass foster mother.

by unknown May 31, 2004