KANSL 

knock a nigga shit loose

darnell: say go tell mark to KANSL on thag football field

KANSL by sanei January 19, 2021

Flat as Kansas

a woman with small breasts "mosquito bites" could be considered as flat as the state of Kansas

Lynn is as flat as Kansas

Flat as Kansas by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn May 18, 2023

kansei dorifto 

A hella badass inertia drift, made by professional drivers and street racers. The phrase is largely associated with the first episode of the popular anime Initial D, where the phrase spawned.

Guy 1: NANI?!
Guy 2: KANSEI DORIFTO!

kansei dorifto by Nitrocidic_UB June 15, 2017

Kansas Tornado 

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.

My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"

Kansas Tornado by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016

Kaeslermeters 

Always longer in distance then a kilometer. Greater than one kilometer but less than two.

That half marathon was actually 27km, must of been measured in Kaeslermeters

Kaeslermeters by USWA April 7, 2019

Kanscripted

When you are forced to go to a musical event outside of class or on the weekends when you do not want to.

Dammit, I was going hunting this weekend until I got kanscripted, now I'm going to the jazz jubilee instead.

Kanscripted by Zodarap September 25, 2010

kansas city shuffle 

A type of con which depends on the mark realizing they're being conned, but incorrectly guessing how it's being done. When they try to foil the fake con they think they've uncovered, they fall into the real con. This con is most effective against marks who are "too smart for their own good", and will try to beat the conman at his own game instead of backing off when they discover he's trying to con them.

Named after the song by J Ralph. There are two Kansas Cities, and while one is in Kansas, the larger, more well-known one is actually just across the river in Missouri. Somebody unfamiliar with the region might go to the smaller one when they really wanted to go to the larger one, because they made the assumption that "Kansas City is obviously in Kansas". The song uses this confusion as an analogy for the way a mark thinks when they're being conned by a Kansas City Shuffle-type con.

You look left and they fall right
Into the Kansas City Shuffle
Its a they-think you-think you don't know
Type of Kansas City hustle
Where you take your time
Wait your turn
And hang them up, and out to dry

kansas city shuffle by Nearly Nero May 22, 2016