man 1: god this really is a K.F.C
man 2: i know i would never let my kids down near this part of town
man 1: what are we doing here?
man 2: im a sexual preditor
man 1: what do u mean?
man 2: did u not wonder why i was wearing a school uniform?
man 1: i thought it was a bit strange.
K.F.C. stands for Kentucky Fried Cock. When a man has a erectile disfunction, other wise know as the dick being "fried".
Horny Harry was going to have sex with his grandma in law but he couldnt get a boner. He told his mother and she assumed he had K.F.C. (Kentucky Fried Cock).
The abbreviation for the over-priced, yuppified clothing store "French Connection United Kingdom" -- sells shirts that say "Too Busy to F.C.U.K" or "F.C.U.K. It"
"Like, oh-my-God! I have this $200 gift certificate from F.C.U.K. and I so do not know what to buy!"
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).