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K.F.C. stands for Kentucky Fried Cock. When a man has a erectile disfunction, other wise know as the dick being "fried".
Horny Harry was going to have sex with his grandma in law but he couldnt get a boner. He told his mother and she assumed he had K.F.C. (Kentucky Fried Cock).
K.F.C. by Sean Luber February 13, 2009
K.F.C stands for as every 1 knows kiddie fiddler central
man 1: god this really is a K.F.C
man 2: i know i would never let my kids down near this part of town
man 1: what are we doing here?
man 2: im a sexual preditor
man 1: what do u mean?
man 2: did u not wonder why i was wearing a school uniform?
man 1: i thought it was a bit strange.
K.F.C by bamfany December 9, 2008
Where people go when they are hungry
Wanna go to K.F.C mate

Hell yeah let’s go
K.F.C by SoundWave9918 April 26, 2020
Kentucky fried children

Child: Can we go to KFC
mom: Do not worry I can fry you at home
Child: Can we go to K.F.C
mom: Do not worry I can fry you at home
K.F.C by i fucking hate shit June 9, 2021

D.F.K.D.F.C. 

Wrote on medical notes and stands for, Dont fucking know dont fucking care
"Nurse please Doctor Smith that i have seen his patient and im afraid its D.F.K.D.F.C."
D.F.K.D.F.C. by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005

F.C.U.K. 

The abbreviation for the over-priced, yuppified clothing store "French Connection United Kingdom" -- sells shirts that say "Too Busy to F.C.U.K" or "F.C.U.K. It"
"Like, oh-my-God! I have this $200 gift certificate from F.C.U.K. and I so do not know what to buy!"
F.C.U.K. by Ally Ooops October 26, 2003
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