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K.F.C stands for as every 1 knows kiddie fiddler central
man 1: god this really is a K.F.C
man 2: i know i would never let my kids down near this part of town
man 1: what are we doing here?
man 2: im a sexual preditor
man 1: what do u mean?
man 2: did u not wonder why i was wearing a school uniform?
man 1: i thought it was a bit strange.
K.F.C by bamfany December 9, 2008
Where people go when they are hungry
Wanna go to K.F.C mate

Hell yeah let’s go
K.F.C by SoundWave9918 April 26, 2020
Kentucky fried children

Child: Can we go to KFC
mom: Do not worry I can fry you at home
Child: Can we go to K.F.C
mom: Do not worry I can fry you at home
K.F.C by i fucking hate shit June 9, 2021
K.F.C. Means Kentucky Fried Children.
I Love Kentucky Fried Children. Or, I Love K.F.C.
K.F.C. by Dark-Humor March 8, 2019
K.F.C. stands for Kentucky Fried Cock. When a man has a erectile disfunction, other wise know as the dick being "fried".
Horny Harry was going to have sex with his grandma in law but he couldnt get a boner. He told his mother and she assumed he had K.F.C. (Kentucky Fried Cock).
K.F.C. by Sean Luber February 13, 2009

D.F.K.D.F.C. 

Wrote on medical notes and stands for, Dont fucking know dont fucking care
"Nurse please Doctor Smith that i have seen his patient and im afraid its D.F.K.D.F.C."
D.F.K.D.F.C. by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005

F.C.U.K. 

The abbreviation for the over-priced, yuppified clothing store "French Connection United Kingdom" -- sells shirts that say "Too Busy to F.C.U.K" or "F.C.U.K. It"
"Like, oh-my-God! I have this $200 gift certificate from F.C.U.K. and I so do not know what to buy!"
F.C.U.K. by Ally Ooops October 26, 2003
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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