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Jzism (verb) is when someone starts talking about how Linux is an amazing operating system and value is responsible for making it easy for normal gamers to get into Linux with proton gaming.

Jsizm(noun) Thinking that your being spied on by someone but you have no proof

He’s having a jzism episode.

Jzism by JzElite December 10, 2024

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Jzism

He’s having a jzism episode.

Jzism by JzElite December 10, 2024

Related Words

Jzism • jism • Jismslap • jaismeen • Jcism • jism monkey • jismole • jismopper • JWism • jaismin

jism wiper

A person who performs the menial task of cleaning up semen from a booth in a hardcore sex club or strip venue.

see jizz mopper.

Amanda: "What did you say your dad does again?"
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."

jism wiper by poja August 11, 2004

Captain Jism

Anyone that has numerous orgasms, ejaculations.

Captain Jism splugesprayed the entire room.

Captain Jism by jpg3 September 4, 2011

jism trail

1. After blowing one's load upon a girl, the resulting spray pattern is known as the jism trail. Coined after the Old West cattle trail, the Chisholm trail.

2. Peter Tracks

1. Man, after I blew my load on Amber, you shoulda seen the jism trail I left!

jism trail by TexAMAggie05 October 5, 2006

Jaismeen

Jaismeen is a very beautiful girl. She’s very fun and outgoing. I guarantee that you have or will crush on a girl named Jaismeen once in your life time. If you ever find a girl named Jaismeen, you’ll be sure to make friends with her very fast and become very close.

“Hey, I think I have a crush on Jaismeen.”

Jaismeen by anonymous November 18, 2020

jismize

To shoot your cum over a girl/ persons face for the first time.effectively to baptize Them with your cum.and of course being a religious act every girl should be willing to oblige!

I shot my cum all over her face last night for the first time.she loved her jismize a lovely baptism of cum

jismize by rage gc September 24, 2013

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026