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Jzism (verb) is when someone starts talking about how Linux is an amazing operating system and value is responsible for making it easy for normal gamers to get into Linux with proton gaming.

Jsizm(noun) Thinking that your being spied on by someone but you have no proof

He’s having a jzism episode.

Jzism by JzElite December 10, 2024

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Jzism

He’s having a jzism episode.

Jzism by JzElite December 10, 2024

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Jzism • jism • Jismslap • jaismeen • Jcism • jism monkey • jismole • jismopper • JWism • jaismin

jism wiper

A person who performs the menial task of cleaning up semen from a booth in a hardcore sex club or strip venue.

see jizz mopper.

Amanda: "What did you say your dad does again?"
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."

jism wiper by poja August 11, 2004

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Captain Jism

Anyone that has numerous orgasms, ejaculations.

Captain Jism splugesprayed the entire room.

Captain Jism by jpg3 September 4, 2011

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jism trail

1. After blowing one's load upon a girl, the resulting spray pattern is known as the jism trail. Coined after the Old West cattle trail, the Chisholm trail.

2. Peter Tracks

1. Man, after I blew my load on Amber, you shoulda seen the jism trail I left!

jism trail by TexAMAggie05 October 5, 2006

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Jaismeen

Jaismeen is a very beautiful girl. She’s very fun and outgoing. I guarantee that you have or will crush on a girl named Jaismeen once in your life time. If you ever find a girl named Jaismeen, you’ll be sure to make friends with her very fast and become very close.

“Hey, I think I have a crush on Jaismeen.”

Jaismeen by anonymous November 18, 2020

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jismize

To shoot your cum over a girl/ persons face for the first time.effectively to baptize Them with your cum.and of course being a religious act every girl should be willing to oblige!

I shot my cum all over her face last night for the first time.she loved her jismize a lovely baptism of cum

jismize by rage gc September 24, 2013

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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