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a.)Expert In Law,
b.)Will fight for what he believes in,
c.)hopeless romantic,

d.)patient,

e.)bad guy look-good boy at heart,

f.)unpredictable,

g.)open minded,

h.)COOL,

i.)smooth,

j.)chill,

k.)never panics,
l.)calm.
Is that guy looking at me? he's kinda jurist (h.)

Your kinda jurist (i) when you talk to girls!

Jurist! (j) the project isn't due till tomorrow afternoon.

Even though i made him go through many test/obstacles, i'm glad he was jurist (d) about it!
Jurist by jurist July 22, 2010
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Mexican Jurisprudence 

Noun referring to use of unlawful bribery as a means of dealing with criminal charges incurred in Mexico.
That judge was a dumb son of a bitch. Mom actually bought my freedom from jail. Mexican Jurisprudence works !
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Juris Doctor 

Juris Doctor (not Juris Doctorate) is the correct term for a professional law degree.

JD is the abbreviation for Juris Doctor.

Juris Doctor is Latin for "teacher of law."

The terms Juris Doctor and Juris Doctorate are frequently and erroneously used interchangeably. Juris Doctorate is incorrect.
Joshua earned a juris doctor from the Yale Law School in 2002.

Jurisprude 

A practitioner or scholar of the law, especially a law student, who is particularly hesitant to give up that ass.
Joe didn't waste his time chasing Jurisprudes.
Jurisprude by law1009 August 19, 2009

jurastically 

How stupid people write drastically
The world changed jurastically after world War 2.
jurastically by Wankophile April 25, 2016
A beautiful young girl who cares to much. You must not take advantage because she you can lose her easily. She can be a pain in the ass but it’s ok because in the end she is amazing.
I love Juritzi.
juritzi by Smash689 April 13, 2018

Judist colony 

Literally, a nudist colony intended only for Jews. Hence Jew-dist Colony.
Did you peek through the fence when you passed by the Judist Colony? Talk about a circumsized sausagefest.
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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