Jurisprude 

A practitioner or scholar of the law, especially a law student, who is particularly hesitant to give up that ass.

Joe didn't waste his time chasing Jurisprudes.

Jurisprude by law1009 August 19, 2009

Mexican Jurisprudence 

Noun referring to use of unlawful bribery as a means of dealing with criminal charges incurred in Mexico.

That judge was a dumb son of a bitch. Mom actually bought my freedom from jail. Mexican Jurisprudence works !

Mexican Jurisprudence by Juan-Nacho Bel Grande July 13, 2011

jurisprudence 

1. The philosophy or science of Law.
2. A division or department of Law, example: Medical Jurisprudence. 3. A system of Law. 4. A branch of Law.

I am an expert of Jurisprudence. American Jurisprudence. Your rights under American Jurisprudence. Maritime Law is a system of Jurisprudence, the Law of the water/sea. Banking Law is also known as Maritime Law. Maritime Jurisprudence. The science of Banking Law also known as The Law of the sea. Maritime is the Law that is used to control corporations as in this example: Two ships bring one hundred million dollars in new cars to the port. If there is a violation of Maritime Law it is a Code violation and not a natural law violation.

jurisprudence by maestro stephen j miller January 3, 2014

Jurisprudence Juice 

What happens when C-SPAN make yo lady wet.

After a long session of C-SPAN and chill, my gurl had mad Jurisprudence Juice.

Jurisprudence Juice by the_true_rickster December 11, 2018

Jurisprudential Tumors

Homosocialist judicial decisions that, by way of judges that think that they are legislators that make shit up as they go along to the detriment of the Constitution, are judicially-manufactured cancers that need to be eradicated.

(AKA: Bullshit that clings to life under the bastardized doctrine of stare decisis)

The case of Kelo v. City of New London, 545 U.S. 469 (2005), is a fine example of one of many jurisprudential tumors, for is eviscerates the rights of private property owners by judicial fiat.

Jurisprudential Tumors by Gerald Busey June 23, 2008

Jursimprudence law 

An internet argument law like Godwin's Law. It states that any person who tries to use a real-life degree in an unrelated argument loses the argument.

Having a Ph.D. in Biology might qualify you for a debate on Evolution, but you fail if you try to use it to show how much you know about Crossdressing.

Jursimprudence law by Omnicrom May 29, 2005

jewrisprudence 

Jewish subverted jurisprudence. Type of lawfare used by jews to subvert a state they infiltrated by changing/adapting laws of the land to favor them and disfavor the natives. The European laws against Holohoax Denial are best example of jewrisprudence. The US Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965, co-created by a jew, Emanuel Celler, law that literally opened the US borders to the 3rd world, is another example of jewrisprudence.

- Hey Chad, have you noticed the lineup of the leading Lawfare attorneys against Trump and the Constitution are Jews: Marc Elias, Norm Eisen, Benjamin Wittes, Andrew Weissmann, Michael Bromwich, Michael Sussmann, Lawrence Tribe, Daniel Goldman, Paul Rosenzweig

- Yes Brad, it sure looks like jewrisprudence. This lawfare is essentially "jihad" waged via the courts against our own disintegrating common culture and national interests.

jewrisprudence by xythras October 14, 2024