Jurisprude
A practitioner or scholar of the law, especially a law student, who is particularly hesitant to give up that ass.
Jurisprude by law1009 August 19, 2009
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Mexican Jurisprudence
Noun referring to use of unlawful bribery as a means of dealing with criminal charges incurred in Mexico.
That judge was a dumb son of a bitch. Mom actually bought my freedom from jail. Mexican Jurisprudence works !
Mexican Jurisprudence by Juan-Nacho Bel Grande July 13, 2011
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jurisprudence
1. The philosophy or science of Law.
2. A division or department of Law, example: Medical Jurisprudence. 3. A system of Law. 4. A branch of Law.
2. A division or department of Law, example: Medical Jurisprudence. 3. A system of Law. 4. A branch of Law.
I am an expert of Jurisprudence. American Jurisprudence. Your rights under American Jurisprudence. Maritime Law is a system of Jurisprudence, the Law of the water/sea. Banking Law is also known as Maritime Law. Maritime Jurisprudence. The science of Banking Law also known as The Law of the sea. Maritime is the Law that is used to control corporations as in this example: Two ships bring one hundred million dollars in new cars to the port. If there is a violation of Maritime Law it is a Code violation and not a natural law violation.
jurisprudence by maestro stephen j miller January 3, 2014
Jurisprudence Juice
Jurisprudence Juice by the_true_rickster December 11, 2018
Jurisprudential Tumors
Homosocialist judicial decisions that, by way of judges that think that they are legislators that make shit up as they go along to the detriment of the Constitution, are judicially-manufactured cancers that need to be eradicated.
(AKA: Bullshit that clings to life under the bastardized doctrine of stare decisis)
(AKA: Bullshit that clings to life under the bastardized doctrine of stare decisis)
The case of Kelo v. City of New London, 545 U.S. 469 (2005), is a fine example of one of many jurisprudential tumors, for is eviscerates the rights of private property owners by judicial fiat.
Jurisprudential Tumors by Gerald Busey June 23, 2008
Jursimprudence law
An internet argument law like Godwin's Law. It states that any person who tries to use a real-life degree in an unrelated argument loses the argument.
Having a Ph.D. in Biology might qualify you for a debate on Evolution, but you fail if you try to use it to show how much you know about Crossdressing.
Jursimprudence law by Omnicrom May 29, 2005
jewrisprudence
Jewish subverted jurisprudence. Type of lawfare used by jews to subvert a state they infiltrated by changing/adapting laws of the land to favor them and disfavor the natives. The European laws against Holohoax Denial are best example of jewrisprudence. The US Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965, co-created by a jew, Emanuel Celler, law that literally opened the US borders to the 3rd world, is another example of jewrisprudence.
- Hey Chad, have you noticed the lineup of the leading Lawfare attorneys against Trump and the Constitution are Jews: Marc Elias, Norm Eisen, Benjamin Wittes, Andrew Weissmann, Michael Bromwich, Michael Sussmann, Lawrence Tribe, Daniel Goldman, Paul Rosenzweig
- Yes Brad, it sure looks like jewrisprudence. This lawfare is essentially "jihad" waged via the courts against our own disintegrating common culture and national interests.
- Yes Brad, it sure looks like jewrisprudence. This lawfare is essentially "jihad" waged via the courts against our own disintegrating common culture and national interests.
jewrisprudence by xythras October 14, 2024
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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