Jurastic 

gratuitous amount of failure. Think dinosaur-sized failure

Jurastic-ly
Jurastic-est
Jurastic-ing

The Paleontologists' reconstruction of the bones into the false creature, Brontosaurus was a jurastic failure

Jurastic by J. Sal big fish, Van Remy March 4, 2009

Jurastic 

A big decision or or action.

The story took a Jurastic turn.

Jurastic by biteme123 June 3, 2011

Jurastic 

Drastic with ✨ flavour ✨

They won’t wear their masks unless it gets jurastic

Jurastic by Lilaea January 25, 2022

Jurassic Prick 

An old man's penis

I watched Jurassic Prick on a grandpa porn website today and understood the true meaning of "Life finds a way."

Jurassic Prick by murribunda December 27, 2021

Jurassic Dork

A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'

He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.

Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?

Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)

Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

Jurassic Dork by The Creep1 March 17, 2011

Jurassic Park 

A great peice of Cinematic magic,

Welcome to Jurassic Park..

Jurassic Park by Rob T September 15, 2003

Jurassic Park Syndrome 

The condition arising when writers/producers feel compelled to put the focus (and spend undue screen time) on human characters in a movie that people are going to see mainly for its depiction of dinosaurs, giant robots, or other action/effects phenomena.

Yeah, the Transformers movie was cool.. when it finally *got* to the Transformers, instead of that kid. That was total Jurassic Park Syndrome.

Jurassic Park Syndrome by CaptainScorpio September 30, 2008