Jurisdicate

An act of imposing jurisdiction

The law shall not jurisdicate me.

by New World Words March 3, 2019

original jurisdiction

to be the first person to have sex with a virgin

I am so happy i had original jurisdiction on this fine-ass-bitch!

by Grover Cleveland Alexander Hamilton van den Hoogenband III, Esq. November 24, 2004

jurisdict

To try to tell people what they can and can’t do

Stop trying to jurisdict your girlfriend dude.

by Gig1780y October 5, 2018

jurisdicktion

One's perceived authority to be a total a**h**e to everyone around him.

Tronald Dump has acquired such a sense of "rich-guy" entitlement that he seems to think he's got jurisdicktion over everyone in America.

by QuacksO March 6, 2019

Personal Jurisdiction

euphemism for a girl's willingness to sleep with a guy.

Friend: "He's totally flirting with you. You know what he wants."

Girl: "yeah but where he want to go, he doesn't have personal jurisdiction."

by b0unc3rdude April 19, 2011

Sexual Jurisdiction

This phrase refers to the age buffer zone that you are able to perform sexual acts on a female, without it being weird. A person inside your "sexual jurisdiction" us typically a few years older or younger than yourself. Venturing outside of your sexual jurisdiction can result in being ridiculed by friends, or put in prison.

Paul: "Wait your girlfriend is only 16 years old?"

Mike: "Yeah but I only turned 18 last month, so she is still within my sexual jurisdiction"

by XP_hound101 March 27, 2012

jurisdicktion

to own ones vagina

Jimmy dated Sally and had sex with her everyday for five months, therefore he had the jurisdicktion in her vagina.

by Mythss June 8, 2009