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Junkpunk 

A millennial who changes under a towel in the locker room and won’t shower, but every time you turn around u see him staring at swinging boomer junk.
Tony brought his son Skylar to play racquetball with us, strange he went home in his sweaty clothes but when we were changing he kept staring at our junk. He’s a junkpunk
Junkpunk by Davedale August 24, 2019
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junkpunch 

To punch someone in the nuts. This is in contrast to roshambo-ing which refers to kicking someone in the nuts.
If you keep it up, you're going to get a junkpunch!
junkpunch by Biggiehaines November 16, 2006
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Junk Punk 

Making clothing out of scraps that people would otherwise discard. "Another man's trash is another man's treasure" mentality.
While "Junk Punk" may use scraps and "trash" the objects found on the clothing are completely reusable and in good shape. A style of recycling taken to an extreme.
Dude: Why are you dressed like a hobo?
Girl: I think you mean "scallawag," sir.
Dude: Fine, whatever, why are you wearing trash?
Girl: It's not trash, it's Junk Punk! *leadpipetokidney*
Dude: ow...
Junk Punk by bluehairedplagiarism February 8, 2010

junkpunch 

to punch someone in the vagina or penis.

they must deserve it.
I got so mad at that hoe i wanted to give her a junkpunch.

"oww my balls hurt!"
"why?"
"tori just gave me a junkpunch!"
junkpunch by Tori Tampon December 17, 2008

JunkPunch 

The act of punching someone, male, in the balls.
*after junkpunch*

Guy: "Why?!"

Girl: "You know why!"
JunkPunch by Ohbabyy. November 14, 2009

junkfunk 

cool object or clothing that has been brought back to life often recycled, usually a retro feel, retro chic, cool retro clothing,
that 50's telephone is very junkfunk
junkfunk by woarjacky August 3, 2009

Junk Punk 

Junk Punk is the new "Punk" groups like Blink 182, Green Day, Panic! at the disco ect. It's no longer real punk, but pop-punk.
Buddy: Man, have you downloaded the latest blink song?
You: Nah, that shit is just junk punk.
Junk Punk by pgcr90 March 11, 2007