junkpunch
To punch someone in the nuts. This is in contrast to roshambo-ing which refers to kicking someone in the nuts.
junkpunch by Biggiehaines November 16, 2006
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junkpunch
I got so mad at that hoe i wanted to give her a junkpunch.
"oww my balls hurt!"
"why?"
"tori just gave me a junkpunch!"
"oww my balls hurt!"
"why?"
"tori just gave me a junkpunch!"
junkpunch by Tori Tampon December 17, 2008
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Junkpunk
A millennial who changes under a towel in the locker room and won’t shower, but every time you turn around u see him staring at swinging boomer junk.
Junk Punch
Junk Punch by Massimo2112 September 13, 2007
Junk Punch
N. The result of a Mt Dew dependent little kid winding up and socking a male adult in the family jewels.
The stunned man stood the rest of the day in the soccer penalty shot position out of fear that the little spider monkey kid would lay another junk punch on him.
Junk Punch by CruiseDirector February 25, 2010
ninja junk punch
Requires pure stealth until the moment you scare the shit out of them by yelling NINJA at the top of your lungs just before swiftly junk punching them and disappearing into the darkness again leaving them with sore balls and a fear of the word ninja.
"Once you've been ninja junk punched you can never hear the word Ninja again without a chill of terror running up your spine."
ninja junk punch by Momo6717 July 22, 2012
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