junkfunk 

cool object or clothing that has been brought back to life often recycled, usually a retro feel, retro chic, cool retro clothing,

that 50's telephone is very junkfunk

junkfunk by woarjacky August 3, 2009

Junkpunk 

A millennial who changes under a towel in the locker room and won’t shower, but every time you turn around u see him staring at swinging boomer junk.

Tony brought his son Skylar to play racquetball with us, strange he went home in his sweaty clothes but when we were changing he kept staring at our junk. He’s a junkpunk

Junkpunk by Davedale August 24, 2019

junk funk 

STDS, yeast infections, urinary infections, smelly pussy

(carlos) Damn Brian, after i fucked her, i could smell that shit on my finger the next day!

(brian) Shit man, she must have the junk funk!

junk funk by The Only Real Vicki October 23, 2005

junkfuck 

an adjective used to describe a heroin addict. Popularized by Alice in Chains.

B: Dude, I need to get some smack.
H: Your such a junkfuck!

junkfuck by Brittney Sade December 17, 2008

Junk Funk 

1. Used to refer to something that is of little value.
2. Used to refer to an article of clothing that is cheap and nasty
3. A hip new way of saying slut

1. "That new pink CD is sooooooooo JUNK FUNK gurrrrrl"
2. "God, Charlene did you see that girl wearing a mid-riff, its looked so JUNK FUNK
3. Paris Hilton is SO JUNK FUNK

Junk Funk by Mitch Watt August 20, 2006

Manayunk junk-funk

The Manayunk junk-funk is defined as follows: After a humid summer night of bar hopping involving excessive drinking, extremely passionate intercourse takes place between a male and female whereby penetration of every oraphus occurs for approximatly three hours. Too drunk to comprehend the build up of various bodily fluids compounded by perfuse ball sweat, the male passes out and awakens in the late afternoon with a layer of taint cheese spanning from the tip of the phallus to the outer rim of the anus. A varation of the Manayunk junk-funk for the female is the "Manayunk trunk-funk."

"Sweet Jesus Bill, last night i pounded Suzy for hours and awoke to find a coating of the Manayunk junk-funk steaming from stem to stern..."

Manayunk junk-funk by transdelusional sex alchemist October 16, 2007

junk funk 

The distinct stench that smothers items from donation shops or consignment stores. Junk funk often is a smelly mixture of stale tobacco, mildew, animal dander, and other odors that accumulate in storage spaces or dirty places along with hair and unnamed "items" or stains. It's typically impossible to fully remove junk funk from the item which it inhabits.

Tom: Hey, check out this cool leather jacket I just got from Goodwill. Only six dollars.

Talula: Yep, and it wreaks of junk funk.

junk funk by Mistoffelees March 20, 2008