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jumpshit 

The act of getting jumpscared so bad you shit your pants
Oh man, Five Nights, gave me a jumpshit
jumpshit by cavecharm October 31, 2014
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Jumpshit 

The act of jumping and subsequently defecating whilst in midair, most commonly executed with your back side facing a wall.
that's definitely a jumpshit judging by the height of that poo mark
Jumpshit by anonymous55ive June 20, 2011

jumpshot 23 

A person who co-signs other people's opinions to look knowledgeable. Most jumpshot 23s in fact have very little to no knowledge at all. They often use quotes to make them look even smarter. Also see Kanye East.
Bob: Dude, Limp Bizkit is the shit! They're the best band ever!
Eric (jumpshot 23): I will agree that "Limp Bizkit" is the best band ever.
jumpshot 23 by unknownguy110 June 30, 2010

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus 

A Punk, Emo, Screamo, not so much Rock, but all-in-all you could call it a Scene band that has powerful, emotional, incredible and meaningful lyrics to every one of their songs.
They have two albums;
"The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus" came out in 2004
and
"Don't Fake It" which came out in 2006.
I recommend both of them, as many other people do also.
Guardian Angel, and Face Down (The Acoustic Version for Face Down is less screamo and easier to understand the lyrics) are not only two songs that are by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus but are also very good examples of what they are about. They have strong lyrics, and really make you think about what you're listening to.
A must-listen-to Band. They are awesome.

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus 

The best band of the pop punk/rock/screamo genre to emerge in 2006. Amazing debut album, Don't You Fake. Inspiring, life-shaping songs that most teenagers connect with on a deep level.
Extremely talented at such a young age and definitely going far in their careers. Original sound and lyrics; high energy guitars.

Band Members include: Ronnie Winter {lead vocals}
Elias Reidy {lead guitar, backup vocals}
Duke Kitchens {guitar, piano, backup vocals}
Joey Westwood {bass, backup vocals}
Jon Wilkes {drums, backup vocals}

Them being absolutely beautiful is a well appreciated plus to the awesome music they produce.
I suggest that you do not underestimate them.
"I think there's something we can share, that's completely new. We'll be here til the end..." -The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus even said it themselves.

broke jumpshot

1. (n.) Referring to basketball, when a nigga's shot is broken or he misses consistently.
2. (adj.) To describe a terrible jumpshot.
1. That nigga Jeffery got a busted ass broke jumpshot, he gets no buckets.
2. Man, I got a broke jumpshot.
broke jumpshot by TheJitler September 13, 2017
1. A one-piece suit worn by parachutists for jumping.
2. A garment fashioned after this, usually combining a shirt or bodice with shorts or trousers in one piece.
EX1:
- Jumper : Arg the wind is sneaking under my shirt and basically undressing me, I can't see anything and the wind hurts.
- Parachutists : You should have worn a jumpsuit.
- Jumper: It's okay I'm just committing suicide anyway.

EX2:
The second piece of fashion that you'll ever see if Jason Voorhees catches you, after seeing his bloody hockey mask. Unless a machete can be considered a fashion accessory (but you'll feel it more than see it), or if he's not wearing his jumpsuit that day.

EX3:
What Slipknot wears on stage to make you focus on the music instead of them and fashion.

EX4:
What Dr Venture wears in the cartoon the venture brothers.
Jumpsuit by LisaOfShades March 14, 2011
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