Apparatus

A home-made smoking utensil, (typically used thru the nostril(s)) for the inhalation of meff. (methamphetamines)

Hey Angel! Get out the new apparatus you made and lets get meffed up!!

by MtDewGoddess November 18, 2019

apparatus

Another word for a bong, pipe, or papers to smoke weed.

Hey man, you got the apparatus? I've got the buds!

by Kamikaze - Brad September 21, 2003

apparatus

A geeky or nerdy word for tool / gear.

Patrick: That smart guy has his apparatus beside him.
Nicholas: That is Samuel's D&D box set.

by Lighter_Waterfalls April 1, 2020

apparatus

an attractive male or female specimen

"damn that is one hot piece of apparatus. brap and a subsequent dingdong"

by pleasantmotherpheasantplucker December 5, 2012

apparatus

sexual toy

hey! they used an apparatus!

by nookiexxx March 1, 2010

apparatus

thingy

"haha, you're going to help him test his APPARATUS!"

by meghan and jenny July 19, 2003

Redneck Apparatus

A large assemblage of shit located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). Specifically, outdated or otherwise useless mechanical contraptions associated with being a hick and/or the killing and skinning of deer, relocating of one's mobile home, etc.

"Holy shit did you see that redneck apparatus?"

"It's a good thing this trailer park doesn't have regulations on redneck apparatus, or I wouldn't be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 Ford Festiva that I use to skin deer in the front yard."

by Force434 November 9, 2008