Urban Dictionary: Definitions by cavecharm

shoetaco

When you shove a shoe up your vagina cause you can't afford a dildo

I needed to use a shoetaco last night. vagina

The act of getting jumpscared so bad you shit your pants

Oh man, Five Nights, gave me a jumpshit

jumpshit by cavecharm October 31, 2014

What you call someone if they are being dickish or a douchebag.

The act of shoving a pair of shoes up a girl's Vagina & Ass

Man, I gave Lucy the best Shoeburger last night

shoeburger by cavecharm October 31, 2014

Ow! Don't kick my dingleberries, Nate!

Man,Jack is a real cracker

cracker by cavecharm October 31, 2014

A threesome or more containing at least 2 males and only one girl, filling her with dicks.

Did you hear? Susan had a real sausage fest last night.