Jubbers

Possibly the greatest single (clean) word in the English language.

Originating as a portmanteau of the Cockney term 'lovely jubbly', it has evolved to be used both adjectivally, as a thank-you, a noun and as a synonym for almost any positive answer.

Tim; Alright mate, how's things?
Neil; Jubbers mate. I got a jubbers new job, a jubbers new girlfriend, moved into a jubbers flat and got a jubbers new company car. Things are going pretty well.

Tim: Ahh mate, jubbers. How's your Mum doing?
Neil; Ahhhh, she's not particularly jubbers, but you know, you can't have everything.

Steve: Hey Tim, is the Jubbers sorted?
Tim: Jubbers.
Steve: Jubbers.

by JubbersTim October 18, 2017

jubber

A term of endearment given by a woman to her partners "member"

Do you want me to see how Mr Jubber is doing tonight?

by SparXLivesexy October 10, 2008

jubber

A mistake, a error an act of clumsyness.

That was a great chance for David Beckam, only 1 yard out, but he Jubbered it up.

by Jon-paul Hanrahan June 4, 2006

jubbers

a delicious adjective meaning lovely. derived from the term, lovely jubbly.
acceptable for describing a rather good situation or as a positive answer to a request or question.

Gashman: what are your plans tonight Thundercunt?
Thundercunt: not much
Gashman: how about a big juicy warm meal with a side of taste?
Thundercunt: MMM...sounds JUBBERS!

by fitguy1 December 25, 2007

Jubber

a person that is ugly & annoying

look at him, what a jubber

by simping6678 February 29, 2020

jubber

A semi-erect penis.

She was quite tasty but I'd drunk too much so could only raise a jubber.

by PNeus August 5, 2010

Jubber

Daddy Jubber. Daddy to all he meets.

Perhaps the original Gay man to exist in South Africa.

The lanky gae of England

Only a level below Papa Chan

Still the biggest trap of all time.

Oh look its Jubber the biggest gae of them all

by Jubber of all December 3, 2018