jubbers 

a delicious adjective meaning lovely. derived from the term, lovely jubbly.
acceptable for describing a rather good situation or as a positive answer to a request or question.

Gashman: what are your plans tonight Thundercunt?
Thundercunt: not much
Gashman: how about a big juicy warm meal with a side of taste?
Thundercunt: MMM...sounds JUBBERS!

jubbers by fitguy1 December 25, 2007

Jubbers 

Possibly the greatest single (clean) word in the English language.

Originating as a portmanteau of the Cockney term 'lovely jubbly', it has evolved to be used both adjectivally, as a thank-you, a noun and as a synonym for almost any positive answer.

Tim; Alright mate, how's things?
Neil; Jubbers mate. I got a jubbers new job, a jubbers new girlfriend, moved into a jubbers flat and got a jubbers new company car. Things are going pretty well.

Tim: Ahh mate, jubbers. How's your Mum doing?
Neil; Ahhhh, she's not particularly jubbers, but you know, you can't have everything.

Steve: Hey Tim, is the Jubbers sorted?
Tim: Jubbers.
Steve: Jubbers.

Jubbers by JubbersTim October 18, 2017

jubbers 

Slang term for a woman's hefty breasts.

"Cor, look at the jubbers on that!"

jubbers by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007

Jibbers Crabst 

All hail our crustacean Lord and Savior™!

"I believe... that all things on this earth were created... by GOD!
And I don't mean Jesus. And I don't mean Buddha. And I don't mean Allah.
And I don't mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
I mean my god, my town, and my church.
My god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of Saturn.
And his name is Jibbers Crabst."

(Matt Inman, keynote speaker at BAHFest West 2014)

Jibbers Crabst by Grinning Cat April 7, 2015

Jabberstab

To aggressively poke your finger in someone's mouth while they're yawning to establish dominance.

Steve yawned. Ronda swiftly stuck a finger in his yawn and made him gag. Steve has just been jabberstabbed.

Jabberstab by Heideken April 27, 2022

Jubber Dubber Doodle 

A man who builds a significant lead for himself in a situation that promises to yield beneficial results only to relinquish said lead and finish on the losing end.

I was getting ready to bang yer sister, then I got a softy. I'm such a jubber dubber doodle.

I was playing golf the other day and was down 4 strokes with three holes to go and wound up coming back to beat this jubber dubber doodle.

Jubber Dubber Doodle by Big Thunder23 November 5, 2011

ass worshipping rim-jobbers 

This porno that I have in my closet

ass worshipping rim-jobbers by Bob Dole September 8, 2003