Possibly the greatest single (clean) word in the English language.
Originating as a portmanteau of the Cockney term 'lovely jubbly', it has evolved to be used both adjectivally, as a thank-you, a noun and as a synonym for almost any positive answer.
Originating as a portmanteau of the Cockney term 'lovely jubbly', it has evolved to be used both adjectivally, as a thank-you, a noun and as a synonym for almost any positive answer.
Tim; Alright mate, how's things?
Neil; Jubbers mate. I got a jubbers new job, a jubbers new girlfriend, moved into a jubbers flat and got a jubbers new company car. Things are going pretty well.
Tim: Ahh mate, jubbers. How's your Mum doing?
Neil; Ahhhh, she's not particularly jubbers, but you know, you can't have everything.
Steve: Hey Tim, is the Jubbers sorted?
Tim: Jubbers.
Steve: Jubbers.
Neil; Jubbers mate. I got a jubbers new job, a jubbers new girlfriend, moved into a jubbers flat and got a jubbers new company car. Things are going pretty well.
Tim: Ahh mate, jubbers. How's your Mum doing?
Neil; Ahhhh, she's not particularly jubbers, but you know, you can't have everything.
Steve: Hey Tim, is the Jubbers sorted?
Tim: Jubbers.
Steve: Jubbers.
by JubbersTim October 18, 2017
The seamingly innocuous act of turning up at a partners place to drop off an item, when in fact you go there in order to fuck their brains out.
As you are about to come, you pull out, and simultaneously ejaculate in their face and shit on her chest, saying "here's your suitcase darling"...
As you are about to come, you pull out, and simultaneously ejaculate in their face and shit on her chest, saying "here's your suitcase darling"...
...whilst enjoying the first crisp craft ale of a Friday evening....
Neil; So Tim, up to anything this week?
Tim; Well, I'm going round 'ers later, and dropping off a suitcase.
Neil; That's when you shit on her chest right?....
Tim; Yeah
Neil; So Tim, up to anything this week?
Tim; Well, I'm going round 'ers later, and dropping off a suitcase.
Neil; That's when you shit on her chest right?....
Tim; Yeah
by JubbersTim October 13, 2016
A euphemistic alternative for saying "no worries my nigga" following the social defamation of the word nigga* generally used by the young, white, middle classes.
*in a completely non-racist way, meaning brother/buddy/bro/friend
*in a completely non-racist way, meaning brother/buddy/bro/friend
by JubbersTim October 18, 2017