Jabbershit 

1. Rambling fucking nonsense.

2. Talking so fast to where the words you're trying to say sound like shit.

"Stop speaking that jabbershit!"
"The fuck was that jabbershit?!"

Jabbershit by Mickey Milkovich September 5, 2017

Jabbese, or Jabbesity 

A slang term used for a person who is extemely obese. Term comes from the name "Jabba", a large monster character used in the Star Wars films.

A person who is four hundred pounds or more.

Jabbese, or Jabbesity by Elyce May May 1, 2005

jabbersnatcher 

When a bitch with long-ass fingernails is sucking a dick and reaches up and snatches the balls right out of the ball sockets. She then takes his wallet and wedding ring and dips out.

That girl Tess is a fucking jabbersnatcher. You know what she did to Nate last night? Now he's dead from loss of blood. That ho is half way to Mexico now! Yyyeeaaaa muthafucker!!

jabbersnatcher by Andriqua October 19, 2007

Jibbershit 

The act of texting random Jibberish while driving in commute traffic, effectively rear ending one car, forcing that car in to two other cars, causing a four car pileup and you end up shitting your pants in the end.

"Jenny caused a four car pile up the other day while jibbershitting."

Jibbershit by JimmyChanga September 16, 2012