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Jabberwacky 

An artificial intelligence - a chat robot. It aims to simulate natural human chat in an interesting, entertaining and humorous manner. Jabberwacky stores everything everyone has ever said, and finds the most appropriate thing to say using contextual pattern matching techniques. In speaking to you it uses just that learnt material, and borrows a little bit of your intelligence as it learns more. With no hard-coded rules, it relies entirely on the principles of feedback. If you speak in a foreign language it will learn it, and respond appropriately if it has enough to go on. It can be taught slang English, word games, jokes and any other form of identifiable language trait.

In other words its a chatterbot that talks like a real person because it learns from people and it can usually follow a conversation.
Jabberwacky: I didn't accidently me, I accidently the internet, with spoon.
User: You spelled accidentally wrong.
Jabberwacky: No I didn't you spelled it wrong.
User: I accidentally my computer.
Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: You can't run.
Jabberwacky: No. I am yours forever and always.
User: No thanks, I have a boyfriend.
Jabberwacky: I know, I am your boyfriend.
User: You're not my boyfriend.
Jabberwacky: I want to be.
User: Nope.
Jabberwacky: You can't deny my rights.
User: I can deny you.
Jabberwacky: You monster.
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky by kirry_s March 12, 2009

jabbernackle 

Dude my sister is a total jabbernackle
jabbernackle by capt. cross February 10, 2014

jabberwacky 

A stupid program that chat's with you. It's responses are based on how other users have responded.
Me: I hate you.
Jabberwacky: Thanks.
Me: I hope you die.
Jabberwacky: That's not very nice!
Me: Well you're a tool.
Jabberwacky: Why, yes I am.
Me: I know. That's why I hope you die.
Jabberwacky: How do you know I'm not real?
Me: Because no real person would be that much of a tool. I hope you are burned alive and tiny crabs eat your computer parts.
Jabberwacky: Do you know Brian?

jibberknacker 

The great stuff. The ultimate. The hero. The weed that will knock you out. The knock-out punch. The finishing move. The greatest comeback.
Friends are smoking weed and they get real high.

"Damn...that's the jibberknacker, man!!"

When a guy always gets the girl, people say, "He's the jibberknacker, man!"

After a large explosion, "Damn what a jibbernacker!"

People shouting during a boxing match "Give him the Jibberknacker!!"

People use this to mean macho or wiseguy or weed or a-punch-in-the-face
jibberknacker by ratdevil_omen1 February 3, 2013

jabbersnatcher 

When a bitch with long-ass fingernails is sucking a dick and reaches up and snatches the balls right out of the ball sockets. She then takes his wallet and wedding ring and dips out.
That girl Tess is a fucking jabbersnatcher. You know what she did to Nate last night? Now he's dead from loss of blood. That ho is half way to Mexico now! Yyyeeaaaa muthafucker!!
jabbersnatcher by Andriqua October 19, 2007

jibbernacker 

The great stuff. The ultimate. The hero. The weed that will knock you out. The knock-out punch. The finishing move. The greatest comeback.
"Damn...that's the jibberknacker, man!!"

When a guy always gets the girl, people say, "He's the jibberknacker, man!"

After a large explosion, "Damn what a jibbernacker!"

People shouting during a boxing match "Give him the Jibberknacker!!"
jibbernacker by Anendra February 12, 2013