jubbers

a delicious adjective meaning lovely. derived from the term, lovely jubbly.
acceptable for describing a rather good situation or as a positive answer to a request or question.

Gashman: what are your plans tonight Thundercunt?
Thundercunt: not much
Gashman: how about a big juicy warm meal with a side of taste?
Thundercunt: MMM...sounds JUBBERS!

by fitguy1 December 25, 2007

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Slang term for a woman's hefty breasts.

"Cor, look at the jubbers on that!"

by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007

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A term of endearment given by a woman to her partners "member"

Do you want me to see how Mr Jubber is doing tonight?

by SparXLivesexy October 10, 2008

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A mistake, a error an act of clumsyness.

That was a great chance for David Beckam, only 1 yard out, but he Jubbered it up.

by Jon-paul Hanrahan June 04, 2006

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Jubbers

Possibly the greatest single (clean) word in the English language.

Originating as a portmanteau of the Cockney term 'lovely jubbly', it has evolved to be used both adjectivally, as a thank-you, a noun and as a synonym for almost any positive answer.

Tim; Alright mate, how's things?
Neil; Jubbers mate. I got a jubbers new job, a jubbers new girlfriend, moved into a jubbers flat and got a jubbers new company car. Things are going pretty well.

Tim: Ahh mate, jubbers. How's your Mum doing?
Neil; Ahhhh, she's not particularly jubbers, but you know, you can't have everything.

Steve: Hey Tim, is the Jubbers sorted?
Tim: Jubbers.
Steve: Jubbers.

by JubbersTim October 18, 2017

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