Juande 

Juande is a great boy who is always nice even if he makes himself a little macho and so on. I love him very much and many times it seems that he rejects affection but later he is super open and fun and creative. You may have a hard time concentrating and working. He does not look capable and refuses help, we must not let him give up. He is given super well many sports and is super beautiful! A flow of milk and loves to meet friends. Wonderful person to whom if you give a little push shines.

Hey Juande, wanna hang out?

Sureeeee brooooo, let's go skating, can my sister came?

But she is awefull

Even tho guys, she is my sissss 💕💕

Juande by Limetrooper November 22, 2021

Juande Ramos 

The son of a whore, someone who plays with shit.

the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said fuck off....Who's that team they call the Arsenal? Who's that team they all adore? they're the team in red and white and they're fucking dynamite and Juande Ramos's mother is a whore...she's a whore

Juande Ramos by Rob St Evenage March 7, 2008

juan de poco 

Juan de poco is the name given for someone who accomplish something in history but you're not sure who the he really is because your talking out your ass.

The first person to ever sail around the world is uh....juan de Poco. Or I think Juan de Poco invented the internet or maybe the greeting what's up.

juan de poco by Bearcatkev August 1, 2018

junderpants 

jeans that are purposefully cut off short to be worn as underpants.

This never-nude wears junderpants in the shower.

junderpants by TimmerOU812 June 25, 2012

Juandingo 

A mexican man with a very large penis, who pleases women with the first 6in and then slides the remaining 5in and slays that pussy.

That girl better be careful that juandingo is going to destroy her.

Juandingo by RealtalkG April 27, 2017

Juaned 

When a girl you have made plans to go on a date with bails on you last minute.

Bro, i just got juaned again. She said Her pet got sick

Juaned by gsep34 February 15, 2019

Juandale Pringle 

The brother of Quandale Dingle, future president of the United States. Juandale Pringle’s residence was briefly occupied by Quandale Dingle after his escape from prison.

Quandale Dingle: What’s up Juandale Pringle, how’s it been?
Juandale Pringle: Not much bro, just taking a shit

Juandale Pringle by drfriedrice April 16, 2022