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Juandre The Potch King 

JUNDRE the Potch King is an urban legend first described and mentioned in early 2021 in Potch.

Who is JUNDRE the Potch King? He is a normal man by day. Work, studies, or invading other countries it's not formally known what JUNDRE the Potch King does during the day however at night things are far more interesting and why the legend has become so mainstream. it's said JUNDRE the Potch King once fingered an entire Hostile in 1 night while out drinking with his girlfriend.

Why is he so important in today's society?
Well, he brings hope and joy to many young and old. He adds certain masculinity to our strong Heritage

I leave you with a quote that is whispered and shouted across potch

Juandre The Potch King Once said, "Tonight I am gonna put the STD in STUD all I need is U?"
Tonight I will slay like Junadre The Potch King

I am gonna eat this Meal like Juandre The Potch King once ate.....

"Nah Dude I am not allowed in that area I am somewhat of a Junadre The Potch King "
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Look! Its a wild Juandre.
A real bastard! He is the person who does not care about what other people think. Being his friend is beter than being his enemy. When it comes to love he will always love his soulmate and would look for any excuse to take her back, even if she had done the worse possible thing to him. He is easily cheated on and easily cheats himself. His soulmates name does not start with an C, H, K, L, M, O, T or Y. A friendly devil he is!
He is being naughty, he is a real Juandré
Juandré by Pieter Snot Skieter November 22, 2021
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Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
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Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
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