17 definitions by Rob St Evenage
A medical condition suffered by overweight (Chavettes)/(Miwfs) where their thighs start to resemble the old English delicacy (Donar Kebab) usually caused by eating too many of them they are normally found adorned in (lycra leggings) and seen on TV show's like (You Are What You Eat).
(Tracy's) fag shot from her gob and she let out an expletive, it was due to the static shock she recieved from her kebab thighs rubbing together.
by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008
Opposite of a (MILF) A mum you would'nt fuck even for a hundred million pounds and you were drunk on Absynth and hadn't had sex for 20 years because you'd been in prison for shagging really ugly woman even tho its not a crime...I'm just trying to give you an example. Lives in (Chavenage) pronouced Miiiwwwwwffff
by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008
Ex footballer and football pundit/commentator for the BBC's Match of the Day. Born 9th June 1962 on a ferry crossing the River Mersey. Won shit loads with Liverpool FC during the 70s and 80s but nothing with the rep of Ireland or northern Ireland. It came to light in 1990 that his father Dougal was a submarine captain in the Irish navy during world war 2 and that he had torpedoed the Bismark and sank it (sunday sport). His Mother Mary was rumoured to be the inspiration for Paul McCartneys song Let it be. Other than that the guy's a totally opinionated cock who knows fuck all about anything apart from dodgy thatched cottage type hair styles, telling crap jokes and manlove fantasies about Gary Lineker
Gary Lineker " Lets go over live to the emirates stadium with our commentators John Motson and that twat Mark Lawrenceson"
John Motson " Thanks Gary, the crowd are really fired up for this one today "
Mark Lawrenceson " Yes Motty I think its gunner be a good one...ha ha ha "
John Motson " for fuck sake Lawro take the fucking day off "
Mark Lawrenceson " ha ha ha ....gunner be good....ha ha ha"
John Motson " Thanks Gary, the crowd are really fired up for this one today "
Mark Lawrenceson " Yes Motty I think its gunner be a good one...ha ha ha "
John Motson " for fuck sake Lawro take the fucking day off "
Mark Lawrenceson " ha ha ha ....gunner be good....ha ha ha"
by Rob St Evenage March 6, 2008
Darren eyes scanned through the Dulux colour card, was this some sort of trick he thought to himself, theres no such colour as fagnolia!
On entering the villians lair, the stale smell of nicotine and the subtle hint of fagnolia on the ceiling Holmes came to one conclusion, Moriarti was a heavy smoker with a perchant little boys and puppies
On entering the villians lair, the stale smell of nicotine and the subtle hint of fagnolia on the ceiling Holmes came to one conclusion, Moriarti was a heavy smoker with a perchant little boys and puppies
by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008
A drinking game played by very drunk squaddies in one of them shits into a sock then players gather around a table and rest their chins on the edge of it, the sock is beaten on the centre of the table by the shitwhacker 10 times. The winner is the player with the most "freckles" on their face.
" I need a shit....fancy a game of freckles "
" fuck off you sick bastard....ask me in 10 beers time "
" fuck off you sick bastard....ask me in 10 beers time "
by Rob St Evenage March 7, 2008
A stupid inbred who has nothing going for her
To talk without engaging your brain
To express an opinion on a subject you know fuck all about
To be a total fuckwit
To become famous purely by being annoyingly stupid
Also see Kerry Katona 5ive Jordan Peter Andre
To talk without engaging your brain
To express an opinion on a subject you know fuck all about
To be a total fuckwit
To become famous purely by being annoyingly stupid
Also see Kerry Katona 5ive Jordan Peter Andre
knock knock....who's there....Jade Goody....Jade Goody who?
well...thats show business
" Indians are thin cos they can't cook properly....Oh my god you can see me kebab" from How the fuck did I get famous by Jade Goody
well...thats show business
" Indians are thin cos they can't cook properly....Oh my god you can see me kebab" from How the fuck did I get famous by Jade Goody
by Rob St Evenage March 6, 2008
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said fuck off....Who's that team they call the Arsenal? Who's that team they all adore? they're the team in red and white and they're fucking dynamite and Juande Ramos's mother is a whore...she's a whore
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said fuck off....Who's that team they call the Arsenal? Who's that team they all adore? they're the team in red and white and they're fucking dynamite and Juande Ramos's mother is a whore...she's a whore
by Rob St Evenage March 7, 2008