Jouning 

Playing a gambling game

Dude1: Hey dude wanna do some jouning?
Dude2: Nah, my therapist says I should stay away from that degenerate stuff.

Jouning by Orangutan553 March 26, 2024

Jonning it 

Smoking a cigarette all the way to the filter, and then possibly attempting to smoke the filter. Originated in Cedar, BC.

"Ew, shit, smoke that cigarette like a person. Why are you Jonning it?"

Jonning it by foolishwun June 25, 2009

Elton Johning

Unplugging from the internet to get some creative work done

I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.

Elton Johning by Andrew Stone January 1, 2009

joaning 

To put down, or make fun of someone.

"Quit Joaning on me, or you'll get smcked."

joaning by Inquisitor911 May 4, 2005

Joning

Making fun of a person to the point where they laugh uncontollably (or either feel like crying) <--- usually this one.
Usually just sayin' ridiculous shit that comes off the top of your head. The truest jones are the funniest ones.
The worst is group joning. Its halarious when you're high.

Ex. of joning: That n**ga's head look like a bean.
I cant name em, you usually gotta learn how to jone on your own. If you get good at it you can really bring a person down.

Joning by Merk Red July 30, 2008

joaning 

To J(joke) O(on) A(a) N(nigga)

I know this fool aint joaning

joaning by Dat Boi Trae September 21, 2006

Johning Session

A word used mostly down south in Louisiana to describe a group of people just getting together and making jokes about each other. Note: These motherfucker can get real as fuck if you don't like someone!

Girl 1 : Your momma over here looking like a color purple reject!
Crowd: Ahhh damn son!
Girl 2: Your just mad cause your daddys more twisted than bobby brown's jaw!
Crowd: Ohhhhh!

This is what we in Louisiana like to call a Johning session

Johning Session by Ceezyfbaby17 December 28, 2010