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Coined by social media parenting influencers The Adanna & David Family, jooning refers to the daily routine of journaling anything we are particularly grateful for.
I enjoyed jooning with the kids before bedtime, it reminded me that today wasn't such a shitty day after all.
Me: What you doing Noah?
Noah: I'm just jooning
Jooning by I saw it on IG September 16, 2020
Words you can keep
"Jooning" generally refers to the act of selling a large quantity of a particular coin, often all at once. This can happen for a variety of reasons, such as a sudden drop in the value of the coin, a change in market conditions, or a decision by the seller to divest their holdings. When a large quantity of a coin is dumped onto the market, it can cause the price to drop rapidly, leading to a "Jooning" in the value of the coin. This can be a concern for investors, as it can result in significant losses if they are holding a coin that is being Jooned. It is important for investors to carefully consider their risk tolerance and to be aware of potential market risks when investing in cryptocurrency.
Bugz, are you Jooning right now?”
Jooning by Craft on behalf of Joon January 4, 2023
Related Words
Jerk of to your friend James
I'm jooning to James right now but he doesn't know
Jooning by Poopydiddyscoop July 3, 2024

Jonning it 

Smoking a cigarette all the way to the filter, and then possibly attempting to smoke the filter. Originated in Cedar, BC.
"Ew, shit, smoke that cigarette like a person. Why are you Jonning it?"
Jonning it by foolishwun June 25, 2009

Elton Johning

Unplugging from the internet to get some creative work done
I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.
Elton Johning by Andrew Stone January 1, 2009
"Quit Joaning on me, or you'll get smcked."
joaning by Inquisitor911 May 4, 2005
Making fun of a person to the point where they laugh uncontollably (or either feel like crying) <--- usually this one.
Usually just sayin' ridiculous shit that comes off the top of your head. The truest jones are the funniest ones.
The worst is group joning. Its halarious when you're high.
Ex. of joning: That n**ga's head look like a bean.
I cant name em, you usually gotta learn how to jone on your own. If you get good at it you can really bring a person down.
Joning by Merk Red July 30, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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