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"Jooning" generally refers to the act of selling a large quantity of a particular coin, often all at once. This can happen for a variety of reasons, such as a sudden drop in the value of the coin, a change in market conditions, or a decision by the seller to divest their holdings. When a large quantity of a coin is dumped onto the market, it can cause the price to drop rapidly, leading to a "Jooning" in the value of the coin. This can be a concern for investors, as it can result in significant losses if they are holding a coin that is being Jooned. It is important for investors to carefully consider their risk tolerance and to be aware of potential market risks when investing in cryptocurrency.
“Bugz, are you Jooning right now?”
Jooning by Craft on behalf of Joon January 4, 2023
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Jerk of to your friend James
I'm jooning to James right now but he doesn't know
Jooning by Poopydiddyscoop July 3, 2024

Jonning it 

Smoking a cigarette all the way to the filter, and then possibly attempting to smoke the filter. Originated in Cedar, BC.
"Ew, shit, smoke that cigarette like a person. Why are you Jonning it?"
Jonning it by foolishwun June 25, 2009

Elton Johning

Unplugging from the internet to get some creative work done
I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.
Elton Johning by Andrew Stone January 1, 2009
"Quit Joaning on me, or you'll get smcked."
joaning by Inquisitor911 May 4, 2005
Making fun of a person to the point where they laugh uncontollably (or either feel like crying) <--- usually this one.
Usually just sayin' ridiculous shit that comes off the top of your head. The truest jones are the funniest ones.
The worst is group joning. Its halarious when you're high.
Ex. of joning: That n**ga's head look like a bean.
I cant name em, you usually gotta learn how to jone on your own. If you get good at it you can really bring a person down.
Joning by Merk Red July 30, 2008
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