by Cecestud June 18, 2008
by Buns420 October 8, 2017
"No johns" means that you can't make excuses. It is the perfect counter argument to anyone who is making any type of excuse whatever. When someone makes excuses or tries to make excuses, they are "johning". If this occurs, tell them "NO JOHHNZZ".
Me: "Dude, I just 4 stocked your Marth with my Pikachu.
n00b: "Yeah, but Marth isn't my main character."
Me (as well as crowd): "NO JOHHNZZ SON"
n00b: "Yeah, but Marth isn't my main character."
Me (as well as crowd): "NO JOHHNZZ SON"
by Cary Abrell (Ruler_OF_Melee) May 25, 2005
Shy at first, it may take a little while for a John to adjust to a new situation or person. Regardless, his personality naturally draws others to himself. Cocky half grin plastered on his face, a Naruto manga in hand, sitting back, completely chill, his relaxed state is almost contagious. He's happiest on a basketball court, listening to rad music, or just watching an intense thunderstorm. His smile causes butterflies to be born in a certain tummy. A John has a good heart, and stands firm on what he knows to be true. But be warned: his heart and trust have been broken in the past, leaving him a bit vulnerable. Don't ever lie to a John, or you'll deeply regret it.
Dude. He likes Bring Me the Horizon, You Me At Six, Escape the Fate, and Blessthefall? He's TOTALLY a John.
by HelloIloveYouJohnM July 1, 2011
by Rbs January 27, 2005
A John is a sexy beast with an amazing sense of humor. He's smart, a bit geeky, and an awesome guy to be around. A John without pants is automatically a win in every situation.
"I wish I were a John." "John is the coolest guy ever."
"Whoa! Look at that sexy model!" ... "No way, man, that John has his pants off! Win."
"Hey look, I just ran a marathon!" ... "You know what's even better? That pants-less John over there."
"Whoa! Look at that sexy model!" ... "No way, man, that John has his pants off! Win."
"Hey look, I just ran a marathon!" ... "You know what's even better? That pants-less John over there."
by tennantfan June 6, 2013
