to complain or bitch about something insignificant.

The act of masturbating so brutally resulting in injury or belief you may have an STD

The verb that describes the act of paying for sexual services

From the verb "to John". A sexual act in which a frozen or otherwise solidified poo is inserted into one's sexual partner in order to cause pleasure. The specially frozen or solidified fecal matter is often referred to as a "lovebrick" or "mudbar". The act of inserting one or more "lovebricks" anally is sometimes known as "Turtlebashing" or, more commonly, as "logging". The cold burns and sores created by these acts are oftentimes called "johnrings" or "turtlebites".

"that idiot is johning" comparing someone to a dirty bathroom in the south United States and shore wood parts, usually covered in semen and feces. The bathroom is there for untouchable.

Shoving a tube up two peoples asses and pooping through the tube and swishing it back and forth through the tube.

The act when you fuck up bad or banging.