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Making fun of a person to the point where they laugh uncontollably (or either feel like crying) <--- usually this one.
Usually just sayin' ridiculous shit that comes off the top of your head. The truest jones are the funniest ones.
The worst is group joning. Its halarious when you're high.
Ex. of joning: That n**ga's head look like a bean.
I cant name em, you usually gotta learn how to jone on your own. If you get good at it you can really bring a person down.
Joning by Merk Red July 30, 2008
stop joning on my young shirt
joning by sheek September 24, 2003
Related Words
joning • Mr.Joning • johning • joeing • Joing • joking • Jonin • Jonking • joaning • jonning
Joning-(verb)

Definition:
The act of doing something dumb or foolish, typically a mistake that would usually be made only by beginners.

Originated from the phrase "being a Mr. Jon."
"Bro, did you just rush towards the enemies with no armor? Stop Joning!"
Joning by KamiS4to April 7, 2025
when someone leaves a meeting, class or an event earlier due to personal stuffs.
He Mr.Joned on the meeting last night, as he needs to catch up with his school work.

Every friday, he Mr.Jones the class at one and a half hour earlier despite knowing that the class ends at 5.

I will be Mr.Joning this zoom meeting, as I need to go watch a movie later.
Mr.Joning by Le'Jones October 9, 2021

Jonning it 

Smoking a cigarette all the way to the filter, and then possibly attempting to smoke the filter. Originated in Cedar, BC.
"Ew, shit, smoke that cigarette like a person. Why are you Jonning it?"
Jonning it by foolishwun June 25, 2009
Verb: To make derogatory remarks towards someone or something
Oh, you jonin'? We finna bang.
Jonin' by Dorno July 29, 2009
To make jokes and insults towards another perso, especially towards their mama; freestle battles
Bob was a master at jonin. I've seen him put down older teens, even making a senior so mad he cried and wanted to fight Bob! 😂
jonin by talk2me-JCH2 December 2, 2022
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