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Smoking a cigarette. June is the month of cancer and smoking causes cancer
“Hey Jose, wanna go juning with me?”, “no thanks Tonja, I’m doing confirmations, ask B-Ryan instead.”
Juning by CeeJayNobi February 7, 2019
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"Juning" is when the time illusions of the mind . . which is why the phrase "Time flys when you have fun." is true! An example of "Juning" is when you're waiting in line for airport security it only takes 10-20 minutes but may feel like a hour. If you're having fun it's the opposite way around. Juning occurs in your mind when you are very bored or very entertained/having fun!
"Did you enjoy the party Alyssa?"

"I did but . . my mind was Juning from that party!
Juning by TheTypicalE June 25, 2021
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The verb of excessively masturbating until you violently ejaculate everywhere, EVERYWHERE. (N) June, (past tense) Juned.
I heard Matt was with Samantha and he started juning.
Juning by Corndogst April 26, 2024

Juning David

Juxtaposition aiming to add queer representation to biblical depictions of David, who is the symbol of liberty and freedom of the Republican ideals; furthermore, June is the US month to celebrate pride.
Caitlyn Jenner's transition in conjunction with her conservative political affiliation means she's Juning David!
Juning David by CheeseCAKEGIRL December 17, 2024

Twitter Juking 

It's when someone follows to get a follow back, followed by an unfollow that leaves the followed unfollowed.

Similar to the American Football / Basketball move "juking" - when someone thinks you're going left or right and you move the other way, leaving the pursuer empty handed.
Mike follows Lisa, Lisa follows back - Shortly after, Mike quietly unfollows Lisa, leaving his follower count one higher and Lisa thinking she has a follower she doesn't.

"Dude, I was just twitter juking and I juked about 300 people... they followed back and I left them high and dry... "
Twitter Juking by Necropology May 31, 2012
To get cheated out of money, drugs, etc. To get ripped off
Yo i bought that 3 for 10 my nigga had, but it was straight seeds. That nigga be junin me.
junin by Dat_Fresh_Nigga December 17, 2009
Making fun of a person to the point where they laugh uncontollably (or either feel like crying) <--- usually this one.
Usually just sayin' ridiculous shit that comes off the top of your head. The truest jones are the funniest ones.
The worst is group joning. Its halarious when you're high.
Ex. of joning: That n**ga's head look like a bean.
I cant name em, you usually gotta learn how to jone on your own. If you get good at it you can really bring a person down.
Joning by Merk Red July 30, 2008
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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