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"Juning" is when the time illusions of the mind . . which is why the phrase "Time flys when you have fun." is true! An example of "Juning" is when you're waiting in line for airport security it only takes 10-20 minutes but may feel like a hour. If you're having fun it's the opposite way around. Juning occurs in your mind when you are very bored or very entertained/having fun!
"Did you enjoy the party Alyssa?"

"I did but . . my mind was Juning from that party!
Juning by TheTypicalE June 25, 2021
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The verb of excessively masturbating until you violently ejaculate everywhere, EVERYWHERE. (N) June, (past tense) Juned.
I heard Matt was with Samantha and he started juning.
Juning by Corndogst April 26, 2024

Juning David

Juxtaposition aiming to add queer representation to biblical depictions of David, who is the symbol of liberty and freedom of the Republican ideals; furthermore, June is the US month to celebrate pride.
Caitlyn Jenner's transition in conjunction with her conservative political affiliation means she's Juning David!
Juning David by CheeseCAKEGIRL December 17, 2024

Twitter Juking 

It's when someone follows to get a follow back, followed by an unfollow that leaves the followed unfollowed.

Similar to the American Football / Basketball move "juking" - when someone thinks you're going left or right and you move the other way, leaving the pursuer empty handed.
Mike follows Lisa, Lisa follows back - Shortly after, Mike quietly unfollows Lisa, leaving his follower count one higher and Lisa thinking she has a follower she doesn't.

"Dude, I was just twitter juking and I juked about 300 people... they followed back and I left them high and dry... "
Twitter Juking by Necropology May 31, 2012
To get cheated out of money, drugs, etc. To get ripped off
Yo i bought that 3 for 10 my nigga had, but it was straight seeds. That nigga be junin me.
junin by Dat_Fresh_Nigga December 17, 2009
Making fun of a person to the point where they laugh uncontollably (or either feel like crying) <--- usually this one.
Usually just sayin' ridiculous shit that comes off the top of your head. The truest jones are the funniest ones.
The worst is group joning. Its halarious when you're high.
Ex. of joning: That n**ga's head look like a bean.
I cant name em, you usually gotta learn how to jone on your own. If you get good at it you can really bring a person down.
Joning by Merk Red July 30, 2008
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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