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Jouki

A name for a person with good luck and

a interesting interesting view of the world.
This person does often look very good and

is really smart.
Jouki is a name for boys and girls.
by a_guy12345 November 21, 2021
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Jockism

A wonderful religion circulating our frälsare Jockiboi.

It all started when Jocke offrade his child Lunabelle in the staircase to represent our hardships as humans and to forgive us for our sins, this historious moment led to a wonderful tradition where the last sunday every month we offrar a child in the stairs.
you coming to our jocki' study this sunday?

sawry mahn, i gotta go mash potatoes for our jockism family prayer.
by En frälsare February 3, 2021
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Tokin and Jokin

Smoking cannabis, enjoying the uplifted feeling with jokes and laughter man.
🔥Stoney Vibes Man💨
🔥 My favorite past time activity is to be TOKIN and JOKIN
by ClassicRonnie July 21, 2019
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laughin jokin numbnuts

Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts is the name given to LJN by James Rolfe, the Angry Video Game Nerd. James is a classic game reviewer with a low tolerance for bad games and LJN has consistently released poor titles.
I wanted to buy "Back to the Future" for the Nintendo Entertainment System until I found out it was a Laughin Jokin Numbnuts game.
by One more person December 17, 2018
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Jokin

A slang or shorter version of the word JOKING
🔥Having fun JOKIN and LAUGHIN
🔥Of course..just JOKIN around
by ClassicRonnie July 21, 2019
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joekins

Joe with a 'kins' at the end. This is a nice thing to call your friend if their name is Joe. Do not use this word on any formal letters or you may get fired.
1. Joekins is my bird.
2. Joekins hacked my google account so I will not marry him.
by Joekins the Boekins May 15, 2019
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Jockism

The Jockism is a newly founded religion that is believed to have taken it’s form and gaining followers in late 2020 and the beginning of year 2021. The Jockism has been referred to as a cult, but it’s members agree that it is a very sacred and holy religion. There are different ways to participate in the religion, but a tradition is sacrificing young children to a set of stairs on the last Sunday of every month. This tradition can be interpreted in different ways, some take it more literally than others. There have been instances of real children getting thrown down stairs, but it is also a common practice to throw dolls. This tradition arises when God himself, Jocki, threw his own child down the stairs to show this loyalty to his followers. If Jocki is willing to sacrifice his first born for his people, the people should be willing to sacrifice for him as well. This is also a way for people to be forgiven for their sins.

There is the tradition of drinking Coca Cola Zero. The Coca Cola Zero is also often used in praying rituals. In the praying rituals the followers do not only pray to Jocki, they also pray to his wife “Tomtemor”. Tomtemor is a love symbol in Jockism and a symbol of fertility and luck. While Jocki is a symbol of strength and guidance.

The last but the most exciting tradition is the ritual of pranks. Before Jocki became God of humanity, he was the God of pranks. Therefore it is very common to prank in the name of Jocki to honor him.
Is your sister ready to be sacrificed on Sunday?

- Hell yeah, Jocki will be so proud! I love Jockism!
by JockiLover69 March 1, 2021
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