Joseus

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A badass friend to hang out with and is always there for for the one who needs him. Joseus is very good in bed and has a 55.56inch peen. Usually don’t get in fights unless people bothers his friends and loved one’s try not to mess with this man and when it comes to lifting he is the strongest one you would come around

Omg have you seen Joseus in the weight room his muscles are as big as his peen

Joseus by FazedUp December 4, 2019

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Josushido Bofutaroi

The last form of susness, to achieve this level you need to achieve the mastery of susness to a maximum level. A special title given to the person, which represents the last stage of susness inside of them.

Naroogla: Did you see how sus that guy has been acting lately? He could really be given the title of Josushido Bofutaroi.
Tanowatu: Nah bro, that is a bit extreme, he still hasn't reached the final form of susness.
Naroogla: Ah true true, maybe soon he will reach that level.

Josushido Bofutaroi by ShindoTanowatu May 16, 2022

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Related Words

Joseus • Joesus • Josesexual • josesh • joshus • joeussy • Josecstan • joses cum dream • josesito • Josesito duron

Joyeuse

Joyeuse was Charlemagne's sword. Charlemagne, of course, set up one of history's greatest empires.

I've heard that the Joyeuse was made of gold, but that's stupid, gold is too soft to hold an edge.

Joyeuse by Digs May 18, 2004

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kuluk m josefsen

the alpha of the pack, has the most girls in the group, has the biggest penis

kuluk m josefsen has so many girls

kuluk m josefsen by kuluk March 4, 2022

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Joesus

The divine power in the religion of Joesism.
Moo to show your respect.

Also known as Joe from Your Turn to Die in a Jesus costume.

Friend: MOO!
You: Wtf are you doing?
Friend: I’m showing my respect to Joesus.
You: Aight bet. MOO!

Joesus by Keesws3469 April 4, 2022

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Josus

Josus is a word that is really "Jesus" said by a jew as not to offend anyone
J*sus = Josus = Jesus

Josus Chrost get off my balls!

Josus by Pokemonfreak1231 October 30, 2004

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Josecstan

The country the Josh owns.

Guy 1:"You know Josh?"
Guy 2: "The leader of Josecstan?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, he sent my dad to a gulag"
Guy 2:" Feels bad man"

Josecstan by AttemptingCommunism November 16, 2020

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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