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half smarty-pants, half obnoxious but good with numbers.
I argued the statistics of the team, but then i got joshused by the coach.
joshus by Harls August 1, 2007
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joshua hong

Joshua, or Joshua Hong Jisoo from the kpop band Seventeen is the nations boyfriend. Otherwise known as the ideal of all boyfriends, to the point where all boyfriends on earth are jealous.
Joshua Hong is the best person on earth!
joshua hong by hjs1230 June 18, 2017

Joshua Kim 

Cutest and sexiest man alive. Is known as a "master rice cooker". He'll promise to cook rice for you then make you wait for months, but will probably keep his word. Might also spank you with the rice paddle... He's a horni guy.
This rice is so good. It's definitely cooked by a Joshua Kim.
Joshua Kim by MariaBarbaraBach October 3, 2021

Joshua Hong

From boyband SEVENTEEN Joshua Hong is THE gentlemen, he is UNMATCHED. From the vocal unit, and he grew up in LA then moved to South Kores. Great person, loves his members and always looks out for them, great vocals he's got such a soft voice, often quiet but boi does he get crazy sometimes, 10/10 magic tricks that never cease to amaze me, also an absolute EXPERT at acrostic poems. Great person to stan.
*Someone pulls out a chair for their date*
*Date, touched:* "oh wow! you're such a Joshua Hong
Joshua Hong by platinumblondeshua December 10, 2020

joshua dun 

Joshua dun is the drummer from the amazing band twenty one pilots.
He has red hair and never really wears a shirt
but that's okay
;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
"WHOA DUDE JOSHUA DUN IS SO FUCKING HOT!"
"ikr"
joshua dun by xJade November 25, 2016

Dr Joshua (Michael) Morbius 

Joshua Dennett aka Dr Michael Morbius is from the hit film Morbius that will be the first film to sell 3 trillion tickets. Morbius will be The film ever. he is the first ever morbillionaire. Pilates helps.
Dr Joshua (Michael) Morbius says: "Pilates helps!"

joshua put his dick in the salsa again

Kid: Mom, joshua put his dick in the salsa again.
Mom: GOD DAMN IT JOSHUA
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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