When someone tries to help you fix something, but only screws it up worse. Specifically something technical or I.T. related. I.E. cell phones, computers, PDA's, smart phones, software, etc.
"Yeah I kept getting these weird error messages so Dustin came over to help me but he totally Joryed my computer. It won't even turn on now."
When you are expecting a big (and totally undeserved) payday (financial or otherwise) and you end up (quite rightly from a karmic perspective) getting fuck all!
A: You heard about Malio??
B: No? What happened?
A: His girlfriend's great aunt promised him the 73 Dodge Challenger and the villa in Maui, or so he said. Hot diggity that boy was like a cat on a hot tin roof wit excitement!
B: And?
A: Well the sly old hoe snuffed it last week and left him fuck all!
B: Lol!
A: Lol!
B: Jehosaphat's purple bearded goat! She Aunt Joyed his deluded ass!
A: Yesiree! Aunt Joyed his ass to the mf max! Daft greedy f*ck! Lol
A and B: his ass got Aunt F*ckin' Joyed!!!!!!
(verb). The act of leaving a boyfriend/girlfriend/lover/spouse without a word or warning.
Background Information:
The term is inspired from a joey or a baby kangaroo who is born at a very immature stage. Immediately after birth, a joey uses it's already well-developed claws and forelimbs to climb to its mother's body and pouch. After several weeks, the joey becomes more active and spends less and less time in its mother's pouch and eventually leaves completely.
This also best describes a man/woman who needs the comfort of a partner in the early stage of a relationship but then grows tired of it after several weeks or months and then decides to spend less and less time with the partner and leave the partner completely and hops around again.
Usually being of malegender, someone who is jorked appears very muscular, and quite large in size. Their jorked appearence is due, in large part, to the use of roids.
1. Damn.. now THAT guy is JORKED!
2. Man, jorked buddy over there is definitely on the roids. Freekin roid monkey.
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, drivingproperty prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.