Joryed 

When someone tries to help you fix something, but only screws it up worse. Specifically something technical or I.T. related. I.E. cell phones, computers, PDA's, smart phones, software, etc.

"Yeah I kept getting these weird error messages so Dustin came over to help me but he totally Joryed my computer. It won't even turn on now."

Joryed by - D January 9, 2009

JORGED

Jorged -the deleting of a friend or family member from any social network after giving good advice.

I told my friend that It was dumb to walk close to a cliff blind folded and the he JORGED me out of facebook.

JORGED by edgar allen poe 77 November 22, 2011

Aunt Joyed

When you are expecting a big (and totally undeserved) payday (financial or otherwise) and you end up (quite rightly from a karmic perspective) getting fuck all!

A: You heard about Malio??
B: No? What happened?
A: His girlfriend's great aunt promised him the 73 Dodge Challenger and the villa in Maui, or so he said. Hot diggity that boy was like a cat on a hot tin roof wit excitement!
B: And?
A: Well the sly old hoe snuffed it last week and left him fuck all!
B: Lol!
A: Lol!
B: Jehosaphat's purple bearded goat! She Aunt Joyed his deluded ass!
A: Yesiree! Aunt Joyed his ass to the mf max! Daft greedy f*ck! Lol
A and B: his ass got Aunt F*ckin' Joyed!!!!!!

Aunt Joyed by Seymour B. Oundas August 12, 2023

Jouryed

To be Jouryed is to get punched in the face and have your nose broken

Holy moly dude. That boxing match was insane. You got Jouryed and now you are bleeding everywhere!

Jouryed by jonathanjoury April 6, 2009

Joeyed 

(verb). The act of leaving a boyfriend/girlfriend/lover/spouse without a word or warning.

Background Information:

The term is inspired from a joey or a baby kangaroo who is born at a very immature stage. Immediately after birth, a joey uses it's already well-developed claws and forelimbs to climb to its mother's body and pouch. After several weeks, the joey becomes more active and spends less and less time in its mother's pouch and eventually leaves completely.

This also best describes a man/woman who needs the comfort of a partner in the early stage of a relationship but then grows tired of it after several weeks or months and then decides to spend less and less time with the partner and leave the partner completely and hops around again.

Ramsey: Are you still communicating with him?

Yummy: No, I'm afraid I got "joeyed."

Joeyed by thelovelessguru September 1, 2009

jorked 

Usually being of male gender, someone who is jorked appears very muscular, and quite large in size. Their jorked appearence is due, in large part, to the use of roids.

1. Damn.. now THAT guy is JORKED!
2. Man, jorked buddy over there is definitely on the roids. Freekin roid monkey.

jorked by Burnski March 30, 2008

Jeryed

A realy annoying person that can't keep his mouth shut bug can be funny sometimes although he can't get his edge straght

Jeryed....oh yea there always annoying

Jeryed by Llamacorns July 11, 2016