3 definitions by Seymour B. Oundas
An Old Man Jeremy ("OMJ") is a muffin topped middle aged beta male who is completely under the thumb of his significant other.
An Old Man Jeremy loves to toady and is actually quite remarkable in that he has no backbone yet can still apparently walk upright!
An OMJ, being devoid of testosterone, lives in perpetual fear of encounters with real men and feisty alpha ladies.
An Old Man Jeremy loves to toady and is actually quite remarkable in that he has no backbone yet can still apparently walk upright!
An OMJ, being devoid of testosterone, lives in perpetual fear of encounters with real men and feisty alpha ladies.
Billy: Alec has been turned into such a gimp by Gilly! He's packed on the blubber and doesn't come to the gym anymore!
Dave: Yeah dude, Gilly's got him wearing turtle necks and cleaning the shitter!
Billy: Christ, what an Old Man Jeremy!
Dave: Yip, poor SOB is a straight up OMJ!
Dave: Yeah dude, Gilly's got him wearing turtle necks and cleaning the shitter!
Billy: Christ, what an Old Man Jeremy!
Dave: Yip, poor SOB is a straight up OMJ!
by Seymour B. Oundas September 2, 2021
To be "Bankmanned" , "Bankmanned Fried" or "Bankman Frazzled" is when everything instantaneously, yea in a flash of Holy Lightning, turns into a total and utter pile of steaming floffy shit!
Troilus: Old Don's ass got royally Bankmanned Fried !
Cressida: What?? That old schmuck was boasting on Sunday night about his new boyfriend, the villa he bought in St. Tropez and his new Jeep Cherokee!
Troilus: His ass got bankmann fried on Monday night !!!!! His new boyfriend cleared out his accounts, ran off with his accountant, the villa burned down and joyriders fucked his jeep and left it in pieces!!!!!
Cressida: his old ass just got bankman fried!!!!!!!!!
Cressida: What?? That old schmuck was boasting on Sunday night about his new boyfriend, the villa he bought in St. Tropez and his new Jeep Cherokee!
Troilus: His ass got bankmann fried on Monday night !!!!! His new boyfriend cleared out his accounts, ran off with his accountant, the villa burned down and joyriders fucked his jeep and left it in pieces!!!!!
Cressida: his old ass just got bankman fried!!!!!!!!!
by Seymour B. Oundas November 9, 2022
When you are expecting a big (and totally undeserved) payday (financial or otherwise) and you end up (quite rightly from a karmic perspective) getting fuck all!
A: You heard about Malio??
B: No? What happened?
A: His girlfriend's great aunt promised him the 73 Dodge Challenger and the villa in Maui, or so he said. Hot diggity that boy was like a cat on a hot tin roof wit excitement!
B: And?
A: Well the sly old hoe snuffed it last week and left him fuck all!
B: Lol!
A: Lol!
B: Jehosaphat's purple bearded goat! She Aunt Joyed his deluded ass!
A: Yesiree! Aunt Joyed his ass to the mf max! Daft greedy f*ck! Lol
A and B: his ass got Aunt F*ckin' Joyed!!!!!!
B: No? What happened?
A: His girlfriend's great aunt promised him the 73 Dodge Challenger and the villa in Maui, or so he said. Hot diggity that boy was like a cat on a hot tin roof wit excitement!
B: And?
A: Well the sly old hoe snuffed it last week and left him fuck all!
B: Lol!
A: Lol!
B: Jehosaphat's purple bearded goat! She Aunt Joyed his deluded ass!
A: Yesiree! Aunt Joyed his ass to the mf max! Daft greedy f*ck! Lol
A and B: his ass got Aunt F*ckin' Joyed!!!!!!
by Seymour B. Oundas August 12, 2023