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Usually being of male gender, someone who is jorked appears very muscular, and quite large in size. Their jorked appearence is due, in large part, to the use of roids.
1. Damn.. now THAT guy is JORKED!
2. Man, jorked buddy over there is definitely on the roids. Freekin roid monkey.
jorked by Burnski March 31, 2008
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In short to be jorked is to be insanely cool. It is generally used in an exclamation after seeing someone do something wild.
Wow he's totally jorked off his rocker.
Jorked by gingertimelord February 2, 2023
when someone is the group alpha and their opinion matters over anything
"How will you guys buy cute clothes without me?" "Oh shit they just got Jorked"
Jorked by Merp6767 December 10, 2025
the term “jorcked” can be used to describe a situation where an individual, through their own actions or the actions of others, has experienced or been subject to an embarrassing or slightly degrading event. Although quite often a “jorcking” occurs in the context of humour, particularly for the audience of any such event, it is not essential to classifying an event as a “jorcking"
She just jorcked herself on the van window
Jorcked by Fennerd group effort October 28, 2010
"Get jooked with a spike!"
-Necro
Jooked by Kadava September 25, 2003
To be jonked is to be knocked out for a really long time. Normally from a big meal such as a free range chickens or maybe alcohol
Ms Chimutwi had too much free-range chicken and got jonked out from 16:30pm to 5:00am.
Jonked by AbuComingFast March 20, 2021
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