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(verb). The act of leaving a boyfriend/girlfriend/lover/spouse without a word or warning.

Background Information:

The term is inspired from a joey or a baby kangaroo who is born at a very immature stage. Immediately after birth, a joey uses it's already well-developed claws and forelimbs to climb to its mother's body and pouch. After several weeks, the joey becomes more active and spends less and less time in its mother's pouch and eventually leaves completely.

This also best describes a man/woman who needs the comfort of a partner in the early stage of a relationship but then grows tired of it after several weeks or months and then decides to spend less and less time with the partner and leave the partner completely and hops around again.
Ramsey: Are you still communicating with him?

Yummy: No, I'm afraid I got "joeyed."
Joeyed by thelovelessguru September 1, 2009
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a person who is unable to function due to physical disability or excess alcohol, can also be identified by talking complete incoherent shite for a long period of time.
"Q.Can i speak to the manager? A. No he's upstairs completely joeyed.
joeyed by gavin1944 February 28, 2008
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When a cat spills the beans about ones alcohol, drugs, and or nicotine
Bro my cat totally fucking Joeyed me last night
Joeyed by ronhorowitz July 28, 2019
On a rare occasion, it's when a person hits the jackpot in the lottery and due to their extreme excited, has an orgasm at the same time.
"OH GOD.... I HAVE BEEN JOELED.... AH YEAH! IT FEELS SO GOOD!"
or
"OH GOD! Oh god, yes! I've won the lottery! ... I'm having an orgasm..."
Joeled by MichaelJCaboose December 19, 2014
like winning the lottery and having an orgasm at the same time
OMG I have been joeled, YES
Joeled by andergriff January 1, 2015
Joepedo was caught in the high school girl's locker room again.
Joepedo by booburns June 30, 2009
To largely screw up a simple task.
We told her the answer was yo-yo, but she joeled it by writing Lego.
Joeled by I'm Embarrassed February 7, 2017