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A short fuck with curly hair who takes his best friends girl after they breakup
He can be really funny if you get to know him but he will always be a two timing snake with mixed emotions
Oh look it’s Joredan”- you either hate him or love the guy
joredan by joeykelly1299238 May 29, 2023
Words you can keep

Jordan Wray 

Another word for thief or scam artist among the car scene in Australia.
Don’t be a Jordan Wray! Do the right thing and just pay the money.
Jordan Wray by SayWhatWigga January 9, 2020

jordan carter

Jordan carter is so hot and sexy he is also known as playboi carti <3😫😫
Yo have you heard of Jordan Carter? Whose that ? PLAYBOI CARTI
jordan carter by Caca brown Ed June 15, 2021

jeremy jordan

the hottest man alive
Jeremy Jordan is playing Zac Efron's part in the Broadway adaptation of the Greatest Showman.
jeremy jordan by MightyCoffeePro February 1, 2018

Jordan Poole Effect 

Going off in basketball when their are some baddies watching
Mike: Yo dude you played crazy all those girls were watching

Joe: Yeah must’ve been the jordan poole effect
Jordan Poole Effect by mommkller December 17, 2022

Floppy Jordan

The act of receiving a handjob with a flaccid penis
Q: What happened with Adam last night?
A: I took too much much MDMA, so he had to give me a Floppy Jordan...

"Dude, Rowena gave me a Floppy Jordan last night, it was the worst. The only thing stiff in that room was her. "

Q: What's a Floppy Jordan?
A: Ohhh, y'know.
Floppy Jordan by Sadke June 17, 2013

Hal Jordan 

1) a comic book character who doesn't take shit from anyone, including old people; has punched Batman in the damn mouth for talking back to him

2) possesses a ring that creates green constructs and runs on will power
I asked Hal Jordan to save my house from burning down, but instead he punched me in the face and ganked my car.
Hal Jordan by zigdag November 5, 2005
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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