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When you are wearing jorts and you cume. Also a better version of jorting.
I jorted to that thicc WAP, bro!!!
Jorted by 1stDMAN February 18, 2021
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Jorged -the deleting of a friend or family member from any social network after giving good advice.
I told my friend that It was dumb to walk close to a cliff blind folded and the he JORGED me out of facebook.
JORGED by edgar allen poe 77 November 22, 2011
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Jorted jorked josted Jarted jerted Jolted Jooted joredan JORGED Jorpedo
When your hand spazes and and jerks away and u mean to say jerked but your autism kicks in and you say jerted.
"Damn my hand just jerted"
"Lilly jerted her hand away from Kevin's penis in anticipation "
jerted by *moans loudly* July 26, 2017
when you cum so hard that you jizz and fart at the same time
Bro, my stomach was so wrecked that I jarted when I finished!
Jarted by thesexybeastnextdoor August 13, 2017

jorteralls 

Short overalls made of denim.
Rosie: The look I'm going for is...jocular.
Ana: Sounds like it's time to bust out the jorteralls.
jorteralls by Callmelunette April 7, 2011
Jorter is a type of person to eats shorts. Reminiscent of the saying "eat my shorts". A Jorter is somebody who you want to unfriend because one day they will consume your jean shorts with or without consent.
*hits blunt* "Fuck them Jorters bro, they ate my best jorts."
Jorter by ZoorinDWalade June 13, 2023
To get revenge on someone who doesn’t know you’ve been keeping score for their behaviors.
It wasn’t until mike put on his socks and smelt the feces that he realized he had been josted.

As the terrified couple pulled off from uncle bills they realized they had just been josted.

He peed in his vape juice to Jost him.
Josted by KAlSER SOZE October 9, 2019
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