Jortz 

(v) The act of ejaculating in one's jean shorts.
(n) Jean shorts which have been ejaculated in.

"Man, that girl was so hot I almost creamed my jeans!" "You mean you jortzed?"

"These jortz are so crusty I put legs on 'em and used them as a coffee table."

Jortz by DudeIDunno September 14, 2011

Slap Jortz 

To perform extraordinary acts of human ability but only in the presence of unattractive members of the opposite sex.

“Did you just backflip in front of that uggo? That slap Jortz!”

Slap Jortz by Cranham February 10, 2023

International Jorts Day

A celebration of jorts occurring on the first day of spring each year. In the event the first day of spring is a weekend, jorts day can be moved to the first monday after the first day of spring, depending on local custom.

"So, like, yeah, Becky, what are you totally going to be wearing to class tomorrow?" - Becky's friend.
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting

International Jorts Day by jorts_man March 21, 2011

Moisty Jorts

A gross combination of two off-putting words. To be a moist pair of jorts is to be a loser.

- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.

“You see that alcoholic who spends all his free time on League of Legends? What a moisty jort!”

“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”

Moisty Jorts by NathanFromChili’s August 1, 2019

jorizza 

a beautiful, smart and funny person

that girl's so jorizza

jorizza by Jorizza May 20, 2003

jortia 

A severe, possibly life-threatening disease caused by the sighting of jorts. Symptoms include burning retinas, severe nausea, homicidal thoughts, indigestion, and a dying soul.

I went to a NASCAR race and now I'm suffering from a deadly case of jortia.

jortia by jooooooorts! September 27, 2007

Jordz 

An adorable nickname for a Jordan. A Jordz is one of the most amazing people ever! <3
Jordz's are always supermega sweet, and act super cute all the time. Even though sometimes they give you low scores on the innocence scale (a 6 out of 100? Really? D;)
Everyone absolutely adores Jordz's, because they're very lovable <3 They also have a huge obsession with kinder eggs and flap jacks (Although they won't admit it, because they're veryveryvery stubborn.)
Once you meet a Jordz, you'll never ever stop thinking about them. They're very special. <333

I love you baby! c:

"Did you hear what Jordz said? It was so sweet and adorable!"
"I'm jealous, I wish I had a Jordz!"
"You can attract them with kinder eggs and flapjacks ;D"

Jordz by ShelbzLynn October 18, 2012