"Man, that girl was so hot I almost creamed my jeans!" "You mean you jortzed?"
"These jortz are so crusty I put legs on 'em and used them as a coffee table."
"These jortz are so crusty I put legs on 'em and used them as a coffee table."
by DudeIDunno September 14, 2011
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by Cranham February 10, 2023
Get the Slap Jortz mug.A celebration of jorts occurring on the first day of spring each year. In the event the first day of spring is a weekend, jorts day can be moved to the first monday after the first day of spring, depending on local custom.
"So, like, yeah, Becky, what are you totally going to be wearing to class tomorrow?" - Becky's friend.
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting
by jorts_man March 21, 2011
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- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.
- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.
“You see that alcoholic who spends all his free time on League of Legends? What a moisty jort!”
“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”
“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”
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A severe, possibly life-threatening disease caused by the sighting of jorts. Symptoms include burning retinas, severe nausea, homicidal thoughts, indigestion, and a dying soul.
by jooooooorts! September 27, 2007
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Jordz's are always supermega sweet, and act super cute all the time. Even though sometimes they give you low scores on the innocence scale (a 6 out of 100? Really? D;)
Everyone absolutely adores Jordz's, because they're very lovable <3 They also have a huge obsession with kinder eggs and flap jacks (Although they won't admit it, because they're veryveryvery stubborn.)
Once you meet a Jordz, you'll never ever stop thinking about them. They're very special. <333
I love you baby! c:
Jordz's are always supermega sweet, and act super cute all the time. Even though sometimes they give you low scores on the innocence scale (a 6 out of 100? Really? D;)
Everyone absolutely adores Jordz's, because they're very lovable <3 They also have a huge obsession with kinder eggs and flap jacks (Although they won't admit it, because they're veryveryvery stubborn.)
Once you meet a Jordz, you'll never ever stop thinking about them. They're very special. <333
I love you baby! c:
"Did you hear what Jordz said? It was so sweet and adorable!"
"I'm jealous, I wish I had a Jordz!"
"You can attract them with kinder eggs and flapjacks ;D"
"I'm jealous, I wish I had a Jordz!"
"You can attract them with kinder eggs and flapjacks ;D"
by ShelbzLynn October 18, 2012
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