jornzoned

the women see you as their minger self-imposed friend, and not a potential lover as you might have thought.

oh look, that man got jornzoned, chiefly due to his splinter looks, gay hair and broken english

by tombstone85 November 26, 2025

jornzoned

the women see you as their minger self-imposed friend, and not a potential lover as you might have thought.

oh look, that man got jornzoned, chiefly due to his splinter looks, gay hair and broken english

by tombstone85 November 26, 2025

jornzoned

the women see you as their minger self-imposed friend, and not a potential lover as you might have thought.

oh look, that man got jornzoned, chiefly due to his splinter looks, gay hair and broken english

by tombstone85 November 26, 2025

Rian Johnsoned it

to do something spectacularly stupid

My new baby sitter used to be a peadophile but he's ok now. Real cheap too.

I really Rian Johnsoned it.

by fandom menace September 6, 2018

Sgt. Johnsoned

When an Individual that is severely awesome, seemingly impossible to kill, and who may or may not "know what the ladies like", is betrayed by an ally while his best freind(s) watch in horror.

refers to Halo 3's Sgt. Avery (kick your ugly alien ass) Johnson.

Arron:THE FUCK NICK!?!?

Nick:What!?

Arron:You just Sgt. Johnsoned Cory you Teamkilling Assmonkey!!!

by Mr.Mohawk December 27, 2011

Johnsoned

The act of losing dis dick or your testicles

Ah shit i just crushed my nuts against my bike’s seat. I think i just got johnsoned.

by Dis Dick_12 October 27, 2020

Johnsoned

When a filmmaker kills a franchise and refuses to accept criticism.

Man, they really johnsoned the last star wars film didn't they?

by One21jiggawatts September 17, 2018