Definitions by DudeIDunno

Jortz 

(v) The act of ejaculating in one's jean shorts.
(n) Jean shorts which have been ejaculated in.

"Man, that girl was so hot I almost creamed my jeans!" "You mean you jortzed?"

"These jortz are so crusty I put legs on 'em and used them as a coffee table."

Jortz by DudeIDunno September 14, 2011