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Jortle

When something jolts and startles you at the same time.
Someone almost rear ended me in traffic, and it made me jortle.
by Simmaines August 20, 2017
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Jortle

Do get a boner after smelling someones fart.
My girlfriend wanted to jortle and I wasn`t that interested though.
by fackurmom August 25, 2010
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jostlefoxing

Insertion of a penis into a leprosy sore.
Jostlefoxing fetish porn! *Now with unwashed lepers!
by oddwallawallawalla September 22, 2009
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jostlebag

The hairy sack between the male's legs. Manipulating, adjusting or "jostling" this sack is apparently a male ritual.
1. It was really hot out, so I had to shake my jostlebag loose a couple of times.

2. That chick is a freak. She tried to make tea with my jostlebag.
by Hank Spatter July 6, 2004
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Chicago cross-jostle

A sexual act. A Chicago cross-jostle is performed thus:
The woman, bent over a chair, bed, or with her hands against the wall, is penetrated from behind by the male. The male places one hand on each side of the woman's buttocks. The hands are then alternately and rapidly moved up and down, causing the buttocks to jostle. When the male achieves a harmonic equilibrium of the buttocks, the vibrations are transferred to the vaginal area, causing large amounts of stimulation to both partners.
A true Chicago cross-jostle is not achieved until the skilled male rotates the axis of the jostle to 45 degrees from one side to the other. This maneuver causes the buttocks not only to jostle up and down, but also to bounce off each other.
Ample gluteal fat deposits and skill are required to perform this maneuver.
Well, he had her up against the wall, and he started in on a Chicago Cross-jostle, One-Handed!!!
by Eldon Stump July 4, 2006
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jertlenoot

An irritating drunk who commonly invades another's personal space.
I was in my room sleeping when this jertlenoot entered my room and sat on the edge of my bed in the nude, stating that he needed to use the bathroom. He realized that he was in the wrong room and left after I repeatedly told him to get off out my room.
by Spendy September 3, 2005
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jortling

The act of crying while tucking your penis between your legs
i thought that little girl was crying but it was just josh jortling
by blooisblooisbloo November 29, 2019
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