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When a woman wearing jortz, sharts herself.
Oh, no when Lee went out for dinner with everyone, she jartz herself.
jartz by Dr. Detroit March 29, 2015
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jartz JART Jantzen Jatz jarty jaatzy jahtziry Jaritza Jartex jaitza
A spicy girl that will never betray you. You will be stunned on how amazing this girl is. Your everyday people cant compare to what Jatziri does next. No one can replace her. She is a beutiful latin girl. luv u
bff omg jatziri u look so beutiful
jatziri by Narwhals4life May 18, 2017
It's the cutest girl around town, she's the bombest chick out there. She's literally the definition of beautiful. Any guy is lucky to have her. She's the sweetest most amazing girl anyone could ever meet.
Damn bro, Jaritza is bomb af.
Jaritza by Qt pi July 9, 2014

Jartex Joke 

A joke that is offensive to Jartex staff.
I was clowning around on the jartex discord and I accidentally made a Jartex Joke to pace and got banned
Jartex Joke by Developerator March 26, 2021
A person that will make you laugh and make you happy all the time when your with her.The gods are always on her side. She will win a guys heart by laughter and by jokes.In class she shy and when she is out of class she wild.Also a person that protects her friends and family.She is no like any other person.Some time she is crazy and most of the time she funny.Also she is very easy to make friends with.She make friends by saying hi.She always has people on her side.She is always on her best friends side even is her best friend is a boy.
She learned the hard way who is her real friends.Also the worst friend you can get is a friend named Emily.Also jatziry is very wild
jatziry by Andy Mendoza February 3, 2017

Jartavaquious 

A male, usually built like a corn on the cob. Smells like doritos and only drinks mountain dew infused coochie juice.
Oh wow, that guy is such a Jartavaquious
Jartavaquious by _CASCI November 11, 2018
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026
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