jortia
A severe, possibly life-threatening disease caused by the sighting of jorts. Symptoms include burning retinas, severe nausea, homicidal thoughts, indigestion, and a dying soul.
jortia by jooooooorts! September 27, 2007
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jorgia
JUST totally AMAZING the best person youll ever meet xD you just got gotta love them they are so nice and funny, just dont run into them in the morning there will be hell to pay <3
jorgia by awesome xD ! May 11, 2011
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Jorjia
Hottestgirl in the world nice to everyone. Funniest person you will ever meet Everyone likes her. Sexy 24/7 and has the best personality ever. Any Jorjia is just an all time amazing chick and amazing in everyway. Truly the defenition of perfect
Jorgia
The best dancer and always smiling unless someone takes her man . She loves styling with hair pieces and she always looks after her best friends . She loves dogs and other animals . Her fav colour is Aqua . And she will be a model one day,
Jorgia by Alwaystrue18 November 6, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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