Jorter

Jorter is a type of person to eats shorts. Reminiscent of the saying "eat my shorts". A Jorter is somebody who you want to unfriend because one day they will consume your jean shorts with or without consent.

*hits blunt* "Fuck them Jorters bro, they ate my best jorts."

by ZoorinDWalade June 13, 2023

Nonce Jotter

The sex offenders register where paedophiles or 'nonces' will sign there name.

As Mr. Glitter approached to sign the nonce jotter I produced the 1973 album 'Touch Me' and asked him to sign that first.

by Jotter Boy February 19, 2009

Scud Jotter

Scud with the meaning of being person or persons unclothed and jotter being a thin paperback book.
So a thin book with pictures of naked people, chiefly women... Typically available from newsagents top shelves or from behind the counter.

My mum found my stash of scud jotters yesterday, bitch made me return them to the shop...
Luckily on the way back I found another scud jotter which had been thrown in the bushes so I'm sorted for a wank mag.

by Razorcharlie March 9, 2015

jorner

jonis and corner combined, it is the act of being called "jonis" and being stuck in a corner. Jonis's are usually scottish, have anger issues, and are rejects to society. And thus, the "jorner" was made.

some random jonis: 'ello world it's me jonis innit

based sigma: fuck you jonis sit in your jorner
random female: yeah fuck you jonis we have a jorner for a reason
a fucking goose: JORNER ALERT JORNER ALERT
some fucking cat i found on the street: i fucking hate jonis's
the queen of england: SIT IN THY JORNER YOU PEASANT SCUM
the scythe in my parents garden shed: lol jorner haheheahehhee
jonis: im going to kill myself

by poopybutt69420 December 9, 2022

jorbert

another word for a joby, toly, keek or shite.

I'm away for a jorbert!

by HIBSRPISH April 3, 2007

joteria

Of or relating to gay subculture in Mexico. From joto/jota, Mexican for queer.

Pepe always knew he was gay, but he didn't really get involved in la joteria until he was 20.

by Mateotihuacán June 11, 2006

jortrash

a bald headed fraud who wishes he was better then legoat. 1-9 without daddy pippen and retired to baseball because he was so bad.

isnt legoat better then jortrash?

hell yea

by 1x.darius July 17, 2021