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Andrew drank a fine keg of Bob's cume
by dick guzinya March 20, 2004
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Jane did really well on her final exams in college, she got a 3.7 cume!
by Athene Airheart March 18, 2004
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Pussywhipped housebitch. One who lets his wife control his every move. Has been known to have a GPS shoved up his ass so she can track him. Scared to death! Most common words spoken by him are "yes dear"
Joe can't go out with us for a beer tonight, he's being a Cumes.That guy is such a Cumes, he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.
by Glenn November 05, 2004
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Short for "cumulative audience", it's the total number of listeners a radio station has over the course of an average week. Total amount of time spent listening does not matter...if you listen to station A for fifteen minutes one day and station B three hours every day, you're still cumed to both stations.
If you regularly listen to three radio stations over the course of a week, then you cume three stations, and thos three stations would consider you part of their cume.
by a guy who wants more cume March 18, 2004
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(Short for "cumulative".)

1. The combined averages of a student's GPA.
n. "Joe's CUME was barely high enough to apply for most colleges."
by Caltha. March 21, 2004
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Alternate for SUV (Sport Utility Vehicle). Used to describe extremely large vehicles (Cadillac Escalade, Hummer H2) that are purchased by people who want to feel more important on the road.
Look at that stupid Hummer. What a SeeUMe.
by Sheldo May 05, 2004
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