cume

the old english word for sperm

Andrew drank a fine keg of Bob's cume

by dick guzinya March 20, 2004

cume

Short for "cumulative audience", it's the total number of listeners a radio station has over the course of an average week. Total amount of time spent listening does not matter...if you listen to station A for fifteen minutes one day and station B three hours every day, you're still cumed to both stations.

If you regularly listen to three radio stations over the course of a week, then you cume three stations, and thos three stations would consider you part of their cume.

by a guy who wants more cume March 18, 2004

cume

Short for "cumulative," among other things.

Jane did really well on her final exams in college, she got a 3.7 cume!

by Athene Airheart March 18, 2004

cume

Cumulative, especially g.p.a.

With a cume of 3.8, she graduated _Magna cum Laude_

by bob 'a' March 25, 2004

cume

(Short for "cumulative".)

1. The combined averages of a student's GPA.

n. "Joe's CUME was barely high enough to apply for most colleges."

by Caltha. March 21, 2004

cume

frenchified synonim of jizz
original: cum
new: cume

original: lick my cum bitch!
new: licke mon cume la chiene!(lick my cum bitch!)

by Crutch Cricket March 24, 2004

cume

semen, in the form of spice

excuse me, do you have any cume?

by taz gam March 20, 2004