jerted

When your hand spazes and and jerks away and u mean to say jerked but your autism kicks in and you say jerted.

"Damn my hand just jerted"
"Lilly jerted her hand away from Kevin's penis in anticipation "

by *moans loudly* July 26, 2017

jerted

An expression, which relates to bamboozling an individual, or something said to someone when an unfortunate event happens, or a combination of the two.

Chad: Wow your wife cheated on you with your dog?
Beta:Yeah
Chad: Wow get fucking jerted.

by Sargon Daddysho October 30, 2019

Jert

Gin and Tonic, especially pluralized; common pronunciation of the abbreviation "G&T" used in England.

"A couple of stiffish jerts, Jeeves."
"Yes, sir."
"Stiffish, Jeeves. Not too much tonic, but splash the gin about a bit."
- P.G. Wodehouse

by Jordan Samuelson October 24, 2011

Jert

Jert meant ugly tree

The jert vibes to the music!

by BestWordsOnEarth June 24, 2020

jert

jert is a skinny french kid that wears tight pants and walks around screaming jesus on his way to auschwitz.

He is screaming jesus, and is walking, and is skinny, and has on tight pants. that kid is a jert.

by lord of everything LMAO May 22, 2007

jert

A nickname often used for passwords and file names.
Started with a miss interpretation of 'Irina'.

May be used in a file such as: 'jert1.doc'

by Zheleznyak July 9, 2007

Jert

Jake and Mert Gorgun

Jert is a weirdo.

by Jert34 June 10, 2022