jerted
When your hand spazes and and jerks away and u mean to say jerked but your autism kicks in and you say jerted.
jerted by *moans loudly* July 26, 2017
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jerted
An expression, which relates to bamboozling an individual, or something said to someone when an unfortunate event happens, or a combination of the two.
jerted by Sargon Daddysho October 30, 2019
Con-jected
When a total stranger sits next you to you on the bus, and then they just talk about there life story and what happened to them other day and you just totally don't give a shit and you nod and say yes to everything they say. But you don't want to Tell them you don't care to there face so you just look like your paying attention. So your convocation blocking them hence con-jected
Con-jected by Bigfodrob November 21, 2014
Carly Rae-Jected
To find out that the person you like is gay, as seen in the music video for Carly Rae Jepson's song "Call Me Maybe".
Carly Rae-Jected by seinakyou July 23, 2012
Jerzed
To repeatedly and intentionally lie, bullshit, exaggerate or tell make-believe fantasies in social settings in order to contribute or fit in. To jerz someone actually has a negative effect, as it contributes nothing, aggravates those present, and decreases group IQ, intelligence, and morale.
Non-jerzer: "Hey man, I have 2 dogs and they are sick"
Jerzer: "Oh that sucks. I have 24 champion bull terriers and they have AIDS"
Non-jerzer: "Shut the fuck up man. You jerzed me. Stop fucking lying and telling bullshit just to hear yourself talk"
Jerzer: "Oh that sucks. I have 24 champion bull terriers and they have AIDS"
Non-jerzer: "Shut the fuck up man. You jerzed me. Stop fucking lying and telling bullshit just to hear yourself talk"
Jerzed by therealSHAC November 27, 2009
Jereding
Verb. Sounds painful, but isn't. May cause chaffing. Possibility of causing blindness. Should only be done in moderation. Should be outlawed in 49 states, excluding Nevada, because if Jereding happens in Vegas, it SHOULD stay there. It comes with required eye protection.
Usually will cause mental picture tubes to blow. Jereding is self-explanatory and sometimes self exploratory. Usually done as a solo act and does not cause pregnancies.
Everyone is doing it.
Usually will cause mental picture tubes to blow. Jereding is self-explanatory and sometimes self exploratory. Usually done as a solo act and does not cause pregnancies.
Everyone is doing it.
Jerked Around
Being placed into unreasonable situations generally for the benefit or amusement of someone else. This often occurs as punishment for minor transgressions or a simple faux pas.
"Man when Travis applied for a new job and then was denied a promotion because of it, he was jerked around. Those bitch managers need to get laid and stop messing with peoples lives."
Jerked Around by jclv1000 October 1, 2008